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NoObsoProductsMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ores Mined:	8361	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Buildings Constructed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2924	Dragon Eggs Found:	4918
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

ChudBusters

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Animals Bred:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4403	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!