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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	485	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	74	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Star Shards Collected:	123	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7550	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	525	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crops Grown:	9559	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5610	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Votes:	8238	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!