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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

    ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6680
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Potions Brewed: 64 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

    Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3538
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 241 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 587 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4002
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

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    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6477
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

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  • Electric Boogaloo SMP: Cross-Play, Outpost Shenanigans, Mob Battles, Enchants Galore, Noobs Welcome!

    Electric Boogaloo SMP: Cross-Play, Outpost Shenanigans, Mob Battles, Enchants Galore, Noobs Welcome!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7668
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Zombie Dances: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

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    Charged Creeper Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    QoL Features Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player owned & operated economy
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Discord Integration Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available as a resource 24/7 for assistance

    Join us on:

    Website: chargedcreeper.com

    Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

    Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

    Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new adventurers in our server!

    FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime.

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on any platform with different MC versions.

    Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are several custom features like Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Custom Enchants, and more.

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  • Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨

    Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8849
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Farms Harvested: 373
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Items Found: 8008
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    Protected Homes Stake your claims with a golden shovel. Earn claim clocks or purchase more to set teleports to up to 10 different homes.
    Keep Inventory Don’t lose your stuff!
    Server-Wide Warps Set up to 10 warps to your shops, homes, or notable locations to share with others.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get on our whitelist. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

    Do I need to use resource packs and mods?

    For the best experience and to see the server as intended, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods. However, they are not required to play on the server.

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  • SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship

    SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1883
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 17

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have boeing starliners landing without astronauts all the time! it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! watch as the capsules land back on earth and explode into a million pieces, it’s a sight to see! who needs astronauts anyway when you have exploding capsules in minecraft? join now for the most insane and out-of-this-world experience ever!

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  • Unemployed Noobs R Us

    Unemployed Noobs R Us
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1374
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

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    so, like, u know how u feel when u been outta work for, like, foreva? u just feel like, ugh, i don’t even care anymore. well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and u will never feel like a lazy bum again!

    we got crazy stories like how one player went from being jobless to ruling over a whole kingdom in da game! u could be da next success story, all u gotta do is join us and start building ur empire!

    forget about feeling useless and lost, on dis server u will feel powerful and in control! u will be da master of ur own destiny, no more feeling like a loser. join us now and start ur epic journey to greatness!

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  • Moonbat searching for noobs to rule over! Join now for a balanced diet of vanilla fun in 1.21.1

    Moonbat searching for noobs to rule over! Join now for a balanced diet of vanilla fun in 1.21.1
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3516
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 8573
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 0

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    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Features
    Creative Server Build without restrictions
    No-Griefing Survival SMP Safe progress with no griefing allowed
    Griefing Allowed SMP Survival with griefing allowed for added challenge

    Both SMP maps won’t reset, ensuring player progress is safe. Regular server updates and player events with survival rewards.

    IP: “moonbat.ddns.net”

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I trust my progress on the server? Yes, both SMP maps do not reset so your progress is safe.
    What type of server events are run? Occasional player events with survival rewards are organized.
    Is there any restriction on building in the creative server? No, you can build without any restrictions in the creative server.

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  • DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

    DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2600
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!

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  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7982
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6725
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mines Excavated: 2453
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6256 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4871
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4765
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Magical Moments Shared: 28

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2735
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8951
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1596
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

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    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3806
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

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    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7736
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

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    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4387
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5252 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Alien Abductions: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 262
    Emeralds Found: 3587 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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