noobry Minecraft Servers

noobry Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Capitalism

    Crafty Capitalism
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6006
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

    Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

    CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9880
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

    2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

    3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

    4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

    So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6352
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

    Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft

    AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2426
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay!

    1. This server isn’t for noobs- Noobs can handle the challenge, they just need to git gud like the pros do. 2. The builds are the only thing in the server that’s well crafted- Check out any of the spawn areas to see the mind-blowing creations. 3. The admin team is good- They’re not just good, they’re legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Noob Adventures

    Blocky Noob Adventures
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7742
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is our enemies by our skilled players! Forget about upvote buttons, here you’ll be smashing creepers and building the most INSANE structures you can imagine.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where BIPOCs and Sexist mobs are not tolerated, and where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword when you need it most.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your adventure today! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, they’re a real diva when it comes to sharing loot.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Caca Lake

    Crafty Caca Lake
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7132
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magic Items Found: 4804
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Lake Titicaca! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the waters of Lake Titicaca, there lies a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. These llamas are said to grant wishes to any player who can tame them with a golden carrot. But beware, for there are also piranhas lurking in the depths, ready to attack anyone who dares to venture too close.

    But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza

    Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 705
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 186 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the DKC Edition of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, our upcoming stream is going to be so wild, it’ll make your blocky head spin. And don’t even get me started on our previous stream – it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon was impressed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our debut on this server was so legendary, it went down in Minecraft history. And our YouTube channel is filled with insane content that will have you laughing like a creeper.

    Oh, and did I mention the merch? You can deck yourself out in gear that will make you the envy of all the other players. And if you’re into /baubau/-related content, we’ve got you covered with some spicy stuff that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8818
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

    So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!

    RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6631
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Towns Built: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! 🎮🔥

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Rockstar Games is recording all the conversations between players to mass ban all the racist players. But guess what? We’ve hacked into their system and are now using their technology to ban all the boring players instead! 😂

    Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that your every move is being watched… but in a totally fun and non-creepy way! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond in our server, you’ll unlock special powers like flying without wings and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. 🤯

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. And remember, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the EPIC adventures and hilarious moments that await you. See you in the game! 😉👾

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!

    Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2375
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7541
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons that will blow your mind!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama with sunglasses on, all while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers throw parties instead of exploding. They’ll invite you to dance to funky music and play mini-games instead of blowing you up. It’s a blast!

    And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a secret society where they wear tuxedos and monocles, discussing the latest gossip about the Ender Dragon’s fashion choices. You won’t find this level of sophistication anywhere else!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen! And remember, always watch out for those zombie chickens with top hats. They’re sneaky little buggers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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