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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1428 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!
