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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5593 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 137413 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!
