NoobNoMoreMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobNoMoreMC

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8097	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5213
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	8239	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	374	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4626
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Votes:	8532	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	3620	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Animals Bred:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8286
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	1443
Farms Harvested:	541	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	3664	Dragon Eggs Found:	6722
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!