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NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

bar, CHANGE, club, DATING, hate, incel community, incel culture, Incels, involuntary celibates, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, NoobMaster69s, rejection, relationships, self improvement, sex, sexy women, smp, social dynamics, societal expectations, spectators of life, toxic masculinity, Wont

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1892	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	288
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	2144
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	8076	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Towns Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	4966

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	941637
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Votes:	9349
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

AI Hallucination Detector 2.0

Accuracy, ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, correct answers, data analysis, detector, hallucination, Hallucinations, incorrect answers, innovation, leading methods, machine learning, methodology, neural networks, new development, research, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Technology, validation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the AI is like, totally trippin’ balls? well, do we have the server for u! our scientists have developed this new algorithm that can spot AI ‘hallucinations’ like, 79% of the time! that’s like, way better than other servers, man. imagine all the crazy stuff u can see the AI doing, it’s gonna be a total trip, dude. so come join us and see the AI go wild, it’s gonna be a blast!

GrannyCraft: The Server Your Mom Warned You About – Now with extra grandma vibes!

Active, Community, Community Projects, content creators, Creative, Discord, Discord Channels, Events, EXTRA, FPS improver, Free to build, Friendly, Game changing mods, Grandma, GrannyCraft, HaleM#6797, Interesting roles, long-term players, Mods, mom, motivated, Plugins, Server, smp, tech support, Vanilla, VIBES, WARNED

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

GritCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21
Platform	Java
Style	Vanilla
Features	Hermitcraft-like, Whitelist, Mature players, 4th season

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact server owner on Discord: HaleM#6797
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server provides a grief and abuse free experience.
Are there community projects and events?	Yes, the server offers community projects and events for players to participate in.
Are there any Discord channels for content creators?	Yes, there are Discord channels specifically for content creators on the server.
Are there any specific roles on the server?	Yes, there are many interesting roles for players to choose from.