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NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

communication cut off, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical issues, inter-Korean relations, international relations, isolated regime, Korean border, Korean division, Korean Peninsula, military standoff, North Korea, NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv, political conflict, rail links, regional stability, road links, south korea, Tensions, transportation disruption

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	3357
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	6286	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchantments Applied:	162
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Projections Made:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4593	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2223
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.