NoobMagnet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobMagnet Minecraft SMP

avoidance, challenge, comfort zone, denial, EASY, fear, habits, laziness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, NoobMagnet, personal growth, procrastination, productivity, Refuse, reluctance, self improvement, self-discipline, simple tasks, smp, success, Time management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2174
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Bruh, like omg, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP? It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because we have like, the rarest blocks ever. Like, we have diamond blocks just laying around everywhere, it’s insane. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, like how crazy is that? Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

So like, why wouldn’t you join this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, a no-brainer. Just hop on and join the fun, you won’t regret it. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

OVClub: Where the semi-vanilla meets semi-anarchy but don’t forget your shopping list!

Build Competitions, crew rankings, Custom Plugins, customize shop, dont, earn sponges, forget, kill mobs, list, map art contests, map history, meets, mine ores, old bases, OVClub, participate, red vs blue, rent a shop, sell items, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Server Events, server updates, server-wide game changes, shopping, The Champions Tour, top crews, vanilla exploits, Vote

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Server Name:	OVClub
Server IP:	play.ovclub.gg
Server Version:	1.20.6
Discord:	https://discord.gg/X7AyXyk2fu

Overview:

Welcome to OVClub, a Minecraft server hosting a 3+ year old world that has never been reset. With custom plugins and community-driven gameplay, OVClub offers a unique and dynamic experience for players.

Features:

Sponge Economy
Shopping Mall
Crews
The High Table
Server Events
No Limits

FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I earn sponges on the server?

You can earn sponges from killing mobs, mining ores, voting, and participating in server-wide events.

2. Can I customize and rent a shop in the server shopping mall?

Yes, you can rent and customize a shop in the server shopping mall to sell your items to other players.

3. What are crews on the server?

Crews are similar to factions or teams without land claiming. You can create a crew, work with others, and compete to become part of The High Table.

4. How can I join server events?

Server events like build competitions and map art contests are hosted monthly. Major events like The Champions Tour and Red VS Blue are also available for participation.

5. Are there any limitations on the server?

The world has been active for 1203 IRL days with no reset. There is no world border and all vanilla exploits are allowed for exploration and gameplay.

Join OVClub today using the provided IP and make your mark on the server’s world! Connect with the community on the discord server for updates and interactions. See you online!

CumbagCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, cumbag, CumbagCraft, Deception, Identity, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, tranny, Transgender, Truth, WAIT

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft world like no other? Join our server and witness the epic showdown between a mysterious tranny and a cumbag who will stop at nothing to rule the land! Will you choose to fight alongside the tranny and uncover their true identity, or will you join forces with the cumbag and unleash chaos upon the server? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a crazier Minecraft experience anywhere else! Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelatedPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring image boards with no excitement? Do you long for a place where StarCraft discussions are just the tip of the iceberg? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own floating castle in the sky made entirely of rainbow blocks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor! So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomeBuilder Minecraft Server

Boundaries, building, child support, children, college fund, Communication, Decision making, Expectations, Fairness, family, Financials, future planning, home, HomeBuilder, Minecraft, parenting, privacy, Property, relationships, responsibilities, savings, Server, stepchildren

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3380
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build houses for our children based on age!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can have their very own house on a 6-acre property, just like in real life. But here’s the catch – only the youngest child gets a house built for them!

Join us and witness the drama unfold as step-children demand equal treatment and start asking for their own houses. Will you be the one to stand up for fairness and equality, or will you prioritize your own child’s future mansion?

With ATV rides to visit your child’s house and potential family rifts over property rights, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex world of Minecraft real estate drama!

WeddingWoofWoes

aita, Allergies, bride, dog, family, family rift, golden retriever, groom, guests, pet-friendly, sister, social anxiety, traditional wedding, Venue, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, WeddingWoofWoes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2711	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Emeralds Found:	2766	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	2624
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family drama and pet obsessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her dog-loving sister.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether or not to allow a Golden Retriever named Buddy to attend your wedding. Will you stick to your guns and uphold your venue’s no-pet policy, or will you give in to family pressure and risk triggering a canine catastrophe?

But that’s not all – we also offer a special quest where you must navigate through a maze of dog allergies and social anxiety to find the perfect solution. Will you choose to prioritize your sister’s feelings or the comfort of your guests? The choice is yours, and the consequences are hilarious!

So come join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knew wedding planning could be this entertaining?

BlockyBullyRevenge Minecraft Server

BlockyBullyRevenge, Bullies, bully recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, Empathy, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, overcoming adversity, personal growth, reconciliation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Votes:	9271

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your pent-up aggression on virtual bullies! Build a fortress to protect yourself from those pesky griefers and unleash your wrath on them with epic weapons and traps. Who needs therapy when you can just blow up your problems in Minecraft? Join now and show those bullies who’s boss!

No Soliciting Allowed!

Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Putin’s Panic Room Minecraft Server

Attack, Citizens, civil defense, cold war, compulsory conscription, defense plan, emergency preparedness, emergency shelters, European relations, Evacuations, food rationing, geopolitical tensions, germany, global conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, Panic, putin, Putins, room, russia, Server, subway bunkers, threat response

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3675	Votes:	4866
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo, so like, germany be like “oh snap, putin be talkin smack, we gotta be ready for anything!” so they come up with this wild plan, right? they gonna build subway bunkers all over the place, like you can just hop on the train and boom, you safe underground. and they gonna ration out the food, like no more snacking whenever you want, you gotta wait your turn. and get this, they gonna make everyone join the army, like you wake up one day and bam, you a soldier now. and if things get really crazy, they gonna evacuate the whole dang country! so come join our minecraft server and see if you got what it takes to survive like a true german soldier! it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

BidenCraft: No China Invading台湾!

Beijing, BidenCraft, China, Chinese invasion, cross-strait relations, defense posture, democratic Taiwan, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Invading台湾, joe biden, military deterrence, military intervention, national sovereignty, potential conflict, regional stability, security concerns, U.S. military force, U.S. president

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4338

LOL YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?

SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲

BoredomBustersMC

Achieve, achieve goodness, achieve peace, biggest enemy, Boredom, boredom aching, boredom enemy, BoredomBustersMC, cause excitement, ENEMY, enemy of boredom, enemy of goodness, enemy of peace, EXCITEMENT, excitement ache, excitement enemy, goodness, goodness achieved, Peace, peace achieved

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our server where the only limit is your imagination, and sometimes gravity. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build, then come to our server where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and a volcano that spits out marshmallows instead of lava.

so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and let your creativity run wild. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.