Noobiness – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

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Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

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Crafty Slavs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Russian women have taken over and are dominating the game like never before! Join us for a chance to witness these fierce ladies build the most epic structures with their bare hands and take on creepers with their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!

So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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RebornCraft: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re ready to learn how to walk and talk again! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that it will teach you how to do basic human functions all over again.

Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!

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WeightCheckMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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SisJealousCraft

Achievements, apprenticeship, arguments, art classes, college, community college, Competition, disability, Distress, Expectations, family loyalty, high school, opportunities, Parental Pressure, Resentment, retail job, Sacrifices, Selfishness, service industry, SisJealousCraft, sister

Looking for a Minecraft server that values individual achievement and doesn’t hold you back like OP’s parents did? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to pursue your dreams without being guilt-tripped by your disabled sister or overbearing parents.

On our server, you won’t be pulled out of art classes or denied opportunities just because someone else can’t have them. Achieve greatness without the drama of family members crying and accusing you of being selfish for wanting to better yourself.

Don’t let anyone hold you back from reaching your full potential, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs family loyalty when you can have diamonds and epic builds instead? Join now and build your future without the guilt trips!

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MovieMagic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite movie! Imagine being able to bring to life any fictional movie you can think of – from battling dinosaurs in Jurassic Park to fighting off zombies in a post-apocalyptic world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living out your wildest movie fantasies in blocky form. Who needs Hollywood when you can create your own epic adventures right here? So come on, grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic Minecraft experience like no other!

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EcoVandalsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the climate change activists are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind these sneaky vandals. Rumor has it they’re actually secret agents working for a group of evil creepers trying to distract us from saving the environment. But fear not, because on our server, we’re ready to take them down with our trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. So come join us and together we’ll fight against both climate change and those pesky vandals! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

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PepsiCraft: No Israel Flags!

Boycott, branding, consumer activism, controversy, corporate responsibility, cultural sensitivity, Flags, Globalization, Identity, international relations, Israel, Israeli flag, lebanon, Logo, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, pepsi, PepsiCraft, Politics, protest, social media, Symbolic

lol so like, u know how Lebanon be like “no pepsi for u” cuz they think the logo look like Israeli flag? well, u know what else is a flag? the flag of our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the flag revolution, where we fight for the right to drink whatever soda we want while building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us and show Lebanon that flags are cool, but minecraft is cooler.

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GrannyCrafters

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join our epic minecraft server where great grandmothers rain from the sky and give you special powers like the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your house because they know you have a great grandmother watching over you.

we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to discover. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere. only the bravest players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize: a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

so come join us on our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible and great grandmothers are the key to success. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HydroCraft: Iridium-Free Fun!

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code for green hydrogen with an iridium-free electrolyzer design! our scientists are like mad geniuses, they made a catalyst that can last over 600 hours at high energy density, like what even?! it’s a record for cathode-based catalyst, like we’re basically changing the game here. come join us and be part of this revolutionary discovery, plus we have the coolest builds and the craziest events you’ll ever see in minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epicness!

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Server26: Where older players unite to build, chat, and drink potions – no reset since 2015! LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Armorstands, BUILD, Chat, Chest Shop, Datapacks, diamonds, drink, ELYTRA, Farms, Friendly, germany, Glazed Terracotta, Griefprevention, harbor, Infrastructure, Land claiming, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Older, Paper Server, Players, Potions, public server, Redstone, Reset, Server26, smp, Tweaks, unite, Updates, Vanilla

Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival.
Map: https://map.server26.net/
Discord: https://server26.net/discord

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as piston bolts or blue ice highways. The spawn city is protected. Areas there are released for community builds. Megabases welcome. Leave for months, pick right up where you left.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. For land claiming we use GriefPrevention, which lets you protect areas you selected with a golden shovel. Additionally, we have some datapacks and tweaks like Ghasts don’t break blocks, craftable Enchanted Golden Apples, and more.

FAQ:

1. Is there a minimum age limit to join the server?

Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

2. Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying real money?

No, there are no donation perks or advantages. You cannot buy “power” for real money on this server.

3. Can players trade with each other on the server?

Yes, player trading via signs is allowed. There are no admin shops on the server.

4. Are there any warps or /tpa commands available on the server?

No, there are no warps or /tpa commands available. Players have to walk or set up infrastructure for travel.

5. Will the world ever reset on the server?

No, the world will never reset on the server. Players can focus on long term projects without worrying about losing progress.

6. Can players protect their builds on the server?

Yes, players can protect their areas using the GriefPrevention plugin with a golden shovel to claim and protect their builds.

7. Is there a community on the server for players to interact with?

Yes, there is a close-knit community on the server with events, help from staff and other players, and a Hermitcraft-like shop area for trading.

8. What are the server rules?

The server rules can be found at https://server26.net/rules. TL;DR: Be reasonable and don’t be a dick.