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CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

childish, CryCraft, crying, EMBARRASSING, emotional breakdown, emotions, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, Melodramatic, minor issue, Nonsensical, Noobiness, overreacting, Petty, Ridiculous, silly, stupid reasons, Tears, trivial

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

Fancycraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Star Shards Collected:	63
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Votes:	2149	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	876551
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

In Fancycraft, you can play in Creative world, Survival, and a lot of games! Hunger Games, Spleef, Paintball… and more!! Come join us! Do not put the port number in the server ip. just join with this IP>> mc.fancycraftserver.net

mc.fancycraftserver.net:25645

Myrescape | 24/7 | No lag | Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Myrescape is a 24/7 faction PvP server with no lag!

Rules: [1] Do not use profitabke game modifications, also known as ‘hacks’ in this server [2] Respect other players [3] No excessive swearing [4] No excessive capitalization [5] Do not question the staff’s decisions. Reasonable input is always appreciated. [6] Griefing IS allowed! And so is in-faction griefing! [7] No spawn camping (killing new players around the spawn area) [8] Use common sense [9] Last, but not least: enjoy your stay!

This server is fairly new, so I am currently trying my best to improve the gameplay 🙂

myrescape.com

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

67.212.177.141

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

198.143.154.44

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3592
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3536
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

198.24.134.122:30036

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

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188.212.100.154

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	239963
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

MONMAN11.com

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	3

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

platincreeper.de

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

mctraveler.eu

ACSS

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	9564	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

aston-css.co.uk