🔥NoobCraftersUnited Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, defence secretary, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, kyiv, labour, military aid, Minecraft, new supplies, peacekeeping efforts, pledges, Political Visit, Server, solidarity, Support, Travels, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, get this, our minecraft server is so lit that even the labour defence secretary is taking a break from politics to come play with us in ukraine! we’re like the official supplier of new supplies to kyiv, like we got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want. join us and be a part of the craziest international minecraft alliance ever seen! who needs politics when you got blocks to mine, amirite? come join the fun and let’s build a world where everyone is a winner!

HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

AchieveWarGoals, Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, hostage deal, HostageCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace process, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, war goals

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Votes:	9803
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

TattooedCraft

art, body art, conformity, creativity, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Perception, personal style, popular culture, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, societal pressure, stereotype, TattooedCraft, tattoos, trend, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	683
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!

imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?

oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.

so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!

🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

KingdomCraft Server

Action-Adventure, artificial kingdom hearts, completionist, Disney, Donald Duck, Gaming, goofy, keyblade, kingdom hearts 1, kingdom hearts 2, kingdom hearts 3, kingdomcraft, loading screens, long tail tags, nobodies, RPG, Server, sora, Square Enix, video games, xehanort

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so big, you’ll forget about loading screens altogether! Dive into a world where you’ll uncover the mysteries of 13 Xehanorts, nobodies, and artificial Kingdom Hearts. Who needs to understand the history when you can just jump in and have a blast? Come join the madness and see if you can conquer it all – 100% completion awaits you!

TinyHomeGayBlack Minecraft Server

acceptance, black guy, Boundaries, Connection, Discreet, Diversity, Exploration, gay sex, interracial, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minority, non-traditional, personal experience, Pleasure, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, sexual encounter, taboo, tiny home, TinyHomeGayBlack

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	New Chunks Explored:	631345
Ores Mined:	1308	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be having gay sex with a black guy in your tiny home in no time! Join us for non-stop fun, unexpected adventures, and a community that’s as diverse as it gets. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Come join us and let the madness begin!

ExitBlocker Minecraft Server

4th of july, aita, blocked exit, car lights, Communication, Confrontation, crowd control, ExitBlocker, fireworks, holiday festivities, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, Parking, parking etiquette, passive aggression, petty revenge, road manners, sensory processing disorder, Server, spd, tense situation, town celebration, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty revenge is not only encouraged but rewarded! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Just like the story of the 4th of July celebration gone wrong, you’ll find yourself in the middle of crazy situations that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	76	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2545	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Zombie Dances:	6	Ores Mined:	7186
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!