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CreeperCarnage

alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, CreeperCarnage, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, panicky, petrified, Phobia, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrified, Terror, uneasy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	2399
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	1544	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3585
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	1222
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8811

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	4564	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	75
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7641
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!