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LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	656195	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	987
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1898
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	122

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Votes:	778	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

animal welfare, Animals, Bonding, Companionship, Country, CREEPERS, culture, dog, Drool, family, furry friends, households, Lifestyle, love, PawsomeCraft, pet industry, pet ownership, Pets, Popularity, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, statistics, trends, Usa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	3481
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1818
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Blocky LOLz

blocky, controversial statements, Countries, culture, current events, czech republic, Diversity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, Globalization, Globohomo, humor, LGBTQ, lmao, lolz, Poland, Political Correctness, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, turbo mode

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

Appearance, Asexual, attractiveness, BMI, body image, BooblessCraft, Boobs, bras, chests, cleavage, clothing, discomfort, fat, flat chest, hate, hourglass shape, jiggling, mental health, modesty, SIZE, societal norms, Storage

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4738	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!