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CringeTeenMC SMP

awkward teenage years, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy teenage stories, CringeTeenMC, cringeworthy behavior, cringeworthy moments, cringeworthy situations, cringeworthy teenage antics, cringeworthy teenage mistakes, cringy experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing teenage moments, regretful actions, smp, teenage faux pas, teenage mistakes, teenage regrets, youthful blunders

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6804

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to relive all those cringey teen moments in a virtual world! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip off a diving board but ended up belly flopping instead? Well, now you can recreate that epic fail in front of all your new virtual friends! And let’s not forget the time you thought it would be cool to dye your hair neon green but ended up looking like a radioactive broccoli. Come join us for a chance to make even more embarrassing memories that you’ll look back on and cringe at for years to come!

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

common mistakes, concealed errors, disregarded misdeeds, Fails, hidden blunders, ignored blunders, ignored missteps, neglected faux pas, overlooked blunders, overlooked errors, silent missteps, social norms, societal faux pas, taboo behaviors, unacknowledged mistakes, unaddressed errors, unnoticed gaffes, unrecognized faults, unspoken, unspoken slip-ups, unspoken taboos, WrongCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8222	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	73	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

atmosphere, contemplation, Contemplative, CraftyCraze, emotions, evocative, feelings, imagination, inspiration, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, mood, Perception, reaction, Reflection, response, Scene, sentiment, Server, Thought-provoking, Thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

CapRipper Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, bottles, CapRipper, caps, challenge, Consumer, convenience, couplings, Difficult, Environment, Frustration, innovation, manufacturers, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, Plastic, recycling, Ripping, smp, Struggle, Technology, Waste

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

TipWars Minecraft Server

Argument, attitude, bad service, Boyfriend, customer service, dining out, former waitress, long wait, Minecraft, morality, restaurant experience, rushed service, Server, server pay, Texas Roadhouse, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tips earned, TipWars, waitress, wrong order

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!

TieCraftFunLand

aita, black tie event, Boyfriend, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dress code, emotions, Etiquette, feelings, formal attire, honored, Pictures, reception, relationship, Respect, Sour, tie, TieCraftFunLand, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	80	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama over dress codes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is to wear your most ridiculous outfit! No ties required, unless you want to wear one made out of pixelated blocks.

Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!

Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!