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BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!
So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.
Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

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Noob Graduates Never Learn
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so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den
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Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

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Parkour Civilization
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Join our recreation of Evbo’s Parkour Civilization as a Noob and make your way to the top!
super duper incredible features includes:
a very tall temple
(hopefully) an active community
a lot of parkour
ik those are some mind blowing features
24/7 server uptime
updates daily
java & bedrock
1.8-1.21.4 (or whatever the newest version is)
join plz I need to pay the bills
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DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?
Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

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BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

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Acai Looks Like Noob
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join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

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MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.
But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

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WhineCraft: Go Home Noob
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will have you saying “roommate who?” in no time.
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more crying roommates, no more expensive jewelry to worry about stealing (unless you’re into that kind of thing in-game, we don’t judge).
Our server is so awesome, even that cute guy from your class who rejected you will be begging to join once he hears about all the epic builds and crazy shenanigans happening here.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!
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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack of building a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Trust us, it’s the new trend in Minecraft architecture!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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