Noob MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

caesarean, delayed, Support, school holidays, Help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

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Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1

advice, building, noob, 1.21.1, Exploration

Bro, forget about Terraria, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that fly with wings made of bacon.

You’ll never be bored on our server because we have epic quests that involve fighting dragons with diamond swords and riding unicorns through rainbow portals.

Say goodbye to snoozefests and hello to non-stop excitement on our server. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds just waiting for you to find.

So ditch Terraria and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Noob Graduates Never Learn

Use, Skills, people, Experience, doubt

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

sleep quality, sleep health, worst position, best sleep position, Sleepcraft

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

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Parkour Civilization

Server, Version, Join, 1.8, java

Join our recreation of Evbo’s Parkour Civilization as a Noob and make your way to the top! super duper incredible features includes: a very tall temple (hopefully) an active community a lot of parkour ik those are some mind blowing features 24/7 server uptime updates daily java & bedrock 1.8-1.21.4 (or whatever the newest version is) join plz I need to pay the bills

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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

morning routine, noob, waking up late for school, school morning panic, school morning routine hacks

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

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36 – Noob Pro Gamer Minecraft SMP

smp, boxing legend, PRO, #gamer, boxing history

Are you tired of getting wrecked by Filipino players on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against them – our resident ninja warrior who can take down any opponent with just a carrot and a stick!

Join our SMP for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireworks out of their ears. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on and join our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to dominate the server and make history!

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Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

nfl commentary, nfl news, Friendly, nfl reactions, nfl opinions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

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Noob Minecraft Server – I can’t play this game because it…

12. bizarre, 6. wrong, 20. ridiculous, Play, 3. fish

Are you tired of being haunted by a fish you hate in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about that pesky fish ruining your gameplay again. Our server is fish-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any aquatic enemies lurking around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a friendly giant who roams the lands offering players valuable loot and resources. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So sharpen your building skills and get ready for the ultimate showdown!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to protect our players from griefers and trolls. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe and sound under the watchful eyes of our llama guardians.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly giant or learn the ways of llama-fu. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server!

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Minecraft SMP: Brendan Schaub is a Noob

schaub, Brendan Schaub, smp, noob, Brendan

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because Brendan Schaub is bringing the heat as The Gringo Papi on our wild and wacky SMP!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a little bit of questionable decision-making (looking at you, Gringo Papi). Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when Brendan Schaub is in charge?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make some new friends, and experience Minecraft like never before, then come join us on The Gringo Papi’s SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because with Brendan Schaub at the helm, there’s never a dull moment.

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