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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

capitalism, cold war, Cold War aftermath, communism, communism’s consequences, communism’s impact, eastern europe, Eastern Europe vs Mediterranean, Eastern European countries, eastern european history, economic development, economic disparity, European geopolitics, INEQUALITY, Mediterranean countries, Minecraft, political ideologies, political systems, Redstone, revolution, Server, socialism, socioeconomic differences

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of getting completely screwed over by communism in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of capitalist pigs who will ensure you have the freedom to thrive and dominate the competition!

Join our server and experience the thrill of rapidly overtaking all those med countries who got money and didn’t even do anything in the cold war. Show them who’s boss as you build your empire and assert your dominance over the virtual world.

Why are eastern Europeans greater than meds on our server? Because they have the determination and grit to rise above any challenge, no matter how absurd or unfair. Join us and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Linux SMP: C# GUI Mastermind

application development, c#, compatibility, Crafty, cross-platform, Desktop application, development tools, dotnet, graphical user interface, Gui, GUI app, GUI application, linux, Linux environment, mastermind, operating system, programming, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, ubuntu, Ubuntu system, user interface

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crops Grown:	3743	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always ready to help you out. Plus, they can spit at griefers, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden down there!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. If you can’t do a triple backflip off a cliff while fighting a creeper, you’re not getting in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Sub to Her Minecraft Server

Behavior, CONTENT, Disappointment, Drama, Drunk, Entertainment, family, gossip, influencers, loyalty, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nerissa, relationships, scandal, Server, sisters, slutty, social media, subscription, Updates, Whores

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.

day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

asian boyfriend, blockquotepday, controversy, Cultural differences, day after thanksgiving, Diversity, family, holiday, insensitive remarks, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, offensive comments, prejudice, Racebaiting, racial tensions, relationships, sister, SMPpblockquote, social media, Stereotypes, struck a nerve, Thanksgiving, Whites

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6873	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Star Shards Collected:	119

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as the Thanksgiving leftovers! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who are convinced their sister’s choice in boyfriends is a personal attack. Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos? So come on in and see if you can survive the sibling showdowns and racebaiting shenanigans!

Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

beloved childhood games, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, classic games, Disappointing Games, favorite games, gaming experiences, gaming letdowns, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, Gaming Throwback, Kid, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school games, retro gaming, retro gaming disappointment, retro gaming fails, retro gaming letdowns, revisiting old games, Server, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Votes:	5409
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of nostalgia and chaos! Join us for a chance to relive your favorite childhood games, only to realize they were actually terrible all along!

Ever wanted to play a Minecraft version of that weird handheld game you were obsessed with as a kid? We’ve got it! And let us tell you, it’s even more confusing and glitchy than you remember. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in a virtual version of that obscure board game you used to play with your cousins on rainy days. Spoiler alert: the game mechanics make absolutely no sense and the graphics are straight out of the 90s. But hey, who needs high-quality graphics when you have nostalgia on your side?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your childhood memories shattered in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew that the games you loved as a kid were actually hot garbage? But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F List General #6979

character profiles, community pastebin, Depravity, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, list, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Join our SMP and experience the wildest roleplaying adventures you’ve ever imagined. From dragons to vampires to aliens, the possibilities are endless. Want to be a goth unicorn with a love for pineapple pizza? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as dedicated to their characters as they are to finding the perfect roleplay partner? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can battle for the title of Roleplay King or Queen. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us now and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft roleplaying!

Will Political Violence Minecraft Server

9/11 style, assassins, cia, consequences, dangerous precedent, Economy, election, jfk, Minecraft, peaceful transition, Political, Political unrest, political violence, resorting to violence, security concerns, Server, TRANSITION, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, uneasy, Unity, Unrest, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1257
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
Animals Bred:	152	Emeralds Found:	4387
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s presidency! We promise you won’t have to worry about any CIA assassins lurking around the corner (unless they’re disguised as creepers, of course). Our community is as united as America was on 9/11, but with way less destruction and way more fun. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, maybe Trump himself will log on and build a wall around your base for extra protection. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WWE is My Favourite Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, favourite, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fan, wwe, WWE events, WWE fan, WWE fandom, WWE forever, WWE love, WWE loyal, WWE merchandise, WWE obsession, WWE passion, WWE superstars, WWE supporter, wwe universe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we settle all our differences in the ring! That’s right, forget mining and crafting, it’s all about wrestling here! Our PvP matches are like no other, with players using diamond swords and enchanted armor to take each other down in the ultimate battle for supremacy.

But that’s not all – we also have our own wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to matches and show off their best moves. Want to suplex your friend off a cliff? Go for it! How about hitting them with a flying elbow drop from the top of a mountain? The possibilities are endless!

And if wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we have plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. From building epic bases to going on crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and show off your WWE skills in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just become the champion of the ring and the ruler of the server.

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, limitless possibilities, long-lasting, Minecraft, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Star Shards Collected:	187
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

eu2-free.falixserver.net:41035

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

#Penance, 0011, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Battles, blocky, Caster Ebenholz, Caster Harmonie, CN Content, Defender Ashlock, Defender Aurora, Defender Firewhahistle, Defender Underflow, EPOQUE, Fartooth, Gladiia, Global Content, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Guard Viviana, JP content, Kirara, KR content, Lessing skin, Lone Trail Rerun, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic skin, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Typhon, Supporter Gnosis, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Lucilla, Test Re-Edition, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile, Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crops Grown:	4406
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!