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PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Votes:	4081
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	553627
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	971

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

emotional scars, HauntCraft, haunting aftermath, haunting consequence, haunting encounter, haunting event, haunting experience, haunting flashback, haunting incident, haunting memory, haunting moment, haunting realization, haunting recollection, haunting situation, life-changing event, Long-term impact, MomentZap, regret, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Star Shards Collected:	56	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Farms Harvested:	830	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Votes:	7607	Ores Mined:	4979
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!