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  • 10YearOldMeVsNow

    10YearOldMeVsNow
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5631
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 699 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 255 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

    Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LobbyBlockersCraft

    LobbyBlockersCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 4561
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WestCoastCraft

    WestCoastCraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4674
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

    we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

    we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

    so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BotoCraft

    BotoCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6717
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4017 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7725
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

    We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

    And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8313
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

    CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8069
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

    Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

    And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

    But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

    So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateCraft: BlueScreened

    FateCraft: BlueScreened
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8237
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Emeralds Found: 2029
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

    this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

    join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

    and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

    BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6060
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Enchantments Applied: 259
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Onfire Network

    Onfire Network
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5773
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4018 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

    onfiresmp.fun:25703

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