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UnknowMC Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even take on a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers from its eyes! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMPoliticalGenius – Minecraft SMP

betterment, biden, blocked, cia, corrupt system, Empathy, evil father, Frustration, golden era, greatest political mind, Manchurian candidates, Minecraft, moving forward, obama, overshadowed, Politics, power struggle, Presidency, Program, retarded brother, rigged game, smp, SMPoliticalGenius, trump

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	2393
Potions Brewed:	78	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally take control of your destiny and become the greatest political mind of your generation! No more evil fathers or retarded brothers to overshadow you, just pure unadulterated power and influence! Our corrupt system will be no match for your cunning strategies and masterful manipulation skills. Say goodbye to CIA Manchurian candidates and hello to your new golden era of dominance! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the real political genius is! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftSMP #PowerPlay #PoliticalMastermind

CraftyMcLaughs

budgeting, CraftyMcLaughs, Creative Solutions, cutting costs, economic hardship, financial resilience, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial tips, frugal living, life hacks, low-income, making do, money management, poor people, POVERTY, Resourcefulness, saving money, stretching dollars, survival skills, thriftiness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of living like a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience a life of luxury and opulence like never before.

On our server, you can build your own mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride around on a solid gold horse, and even hire a team of villagers to cater to your every whim. No more scavenging for resources or living in a dirt hut – on our server, the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a custom sky limit of 1000 blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events such as the annual “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players can compete to find the most diamonds and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can take on the “Dragon Slayer” challenge and prove your worth as the ultimate warrior.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your poor person life hacks behind – it’s time to live like a Minecraft king!

Dialect Discriminator 3000

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, covert racism, data, Decision making, dialect, discrimination, Discriminator, Diversity, Ethics, Fairness, inclusion, Language, long tail tags, machine learning, prejudice, social justice, Stereotypes, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8998
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

join our epic minecraft server where AI generates covertly racist decisions about people based on their dialect! why? because who doesn’t love a little controversy while building their pixelated empire? watch as the AI judges you based on how you talk and see if you can outsmart it with your mad building skills. become the ultimate dialect warrior and show that AI who’s boss in this wacky and wild server. plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. what more could you ask for? join now and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for gameranx Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3058	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Gameranx is a popular YouTube channel that focuses on providing gaming news, reviews, and lists. With over millions of subscribers, the channel has become known for its entertaining and informative content on all things related to video games. From game reviews to top 10 lists, Gameranx has established itself as a go-to source for avid gamers looking to stay up to date on the latest in the gaming world.

PhoenixSMP: Where fire-breathing chickens rule, bring your diamond armor!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7885	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Overview of Phoenix Minecraft Server:

Server Name	Phoenix
Founders	2 like minded individuals
Server Focus	Unique experience for all players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Must be 16 or older No xray No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission) No griefing of any sorts Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server Know your limits, watch your lag
What features does the server offer?	Custom and Harder End Dimension Custom Armor and Weapons Proximity Chat Compatible Player Warps & Teleports Calendar Synced Seasons Economy Based Server Custom Portal Shapes Player Jobs & Shops MCMMO
How can I apply to join the server?	Whitelist Application
Where can I find more information about the server?	Website
How can I connect with the community?	Discord

Witcher3Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of RPG Codex fags ranking The Witcher 3 at number 15? Do you want a server where Witcher fans can reign supreme without judgment? Look no further, because on our server, we believe The Witcher 3 is so good, it should be ranked number 1, 2, and 3! Join us for epic quests, battles with mythical creatures, and a chance to prove once and for all that Geralt of Rivia is the ultimate badass in gaming history. Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and show them who the real Witcher fans are!

Minecraft SMP: /vn/ – The Aokana Killer SMP

#Readme, #VNDB, Aokana, Aokana Killer Edition, DeepL, discussion, download links, e-celeb shitposting, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Killer, Minecraft, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our totally not chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic builds that will make your jaw drop.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner villain? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to prank your friends by filling their house with chickens? Absolutely encouraged.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in Morse code through redstone contraptions. Will you uncover their secrets, or will you become one of them?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InheritCraft: Not Your Hubby’s Loot

assets, Divorce, family, Farm, Financial, Help, home, Hubbys, husband, Inheritance, InheritCraft, Loot, Marriage, MONEY, parents, Property, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, sisters, trust funds

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building epic structures without using any inheritance money!

Are you tired of being pressured to use your hard-earned inheritance to build houses for lazy sisters-in-law? Look no further, join our server and build your own dream home without any family drama!

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members who think they deserve everything on a silver platter. That’s why on our server, you can focus on building trust funds for your children and living happily ever after, without any divorce drama!

So come join us and let’s build a world where inheritance money is used for epic adventures, not for entitled family members who think they deserve it all. Let’s create a Minecraft world where the only drama is creeper explosions and not family expectations!

GenAlphaMinecraftServer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you worried about the future of our country when Gen Alpha takes over? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we are training the next generation of leaders in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us and learn valuable skills like resource management by building elaborate castles out of diamond blocks, teamwork by taking on massive mobs together, and problem-solving by figuring out how to survive in a world filled with exploding creepers.

Who needs a traditional education when you can learn everything you need to know about life from playing Minecraft? So come join us and prepare for a future where Gen Alpha rules the world…one block at a time!