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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	501250	Farms Harvested:	611

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4306
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7179
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	127
Enchantments Applied:	137	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9553	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Votes:	1891	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	8241	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9560
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Star Shards Collected:	238	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.