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TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	504983
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!

GhanaGrief in Grevesmühlen

8-year-old, discrimination, Father, germany, GhanaGrief, Ghanaian girl, Grevesmühlen, hate crime, injured, Justice, Officials, Police, racism, racist attack, solidarity, state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, teenagers, town of Grevesmühlen, violence, Xenophobia, Young girls, youths

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more action than a group of youths and teenagers attacking an 8-year-old Ghanaian girl and her father in Germany. our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world problems. come build, survive, and thrive with us as we create a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the fun begin!

MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	7883
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!

GravWaveCraft: Euro Edition

Advanced, Belgium, Black Holes, collide, early universe, Edition, EURO, Europe, germany, gravitational waves, GravWaveCraft, Hear, host, joint, learn, Netherlands, observatory, researchers, study, underground Einstein Telescope, Universe, world class

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

come join our minecraft server, where we have an underground einstein telescope that lets you hear black holes collide and learn about the early universe!!! like, how cool is that??? we’re like, the only server in the world with this epic feature, so you gotta join now before all the spaces fill up!!! plus, we’re like, studying whether to host this observatory in europe, so you’ll be part of something HUGE!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of history, join our server now and let’s explore the universe together!!! 🌌🚀 #blackholeparty #minecraftmadness

YourVillage: Where Villagers Rule and Pigmen Drool! SMP Towny with a twist! 🐷👑

Community, Discord, dreams, Drool, Friendly, Friends, Game, home, Join, Map, Minecraft, new, Pigmen, Place, player, rule, Seasoned, Server, smp, town system, Towny, Twist, villagers, Warm, welcome, world generation, YourVillage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Server Information

IP	PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET
Discord	discord.urvillage.net
Web Map	map.urvillage.net

Overview

Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the IP address PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Can I join the Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting discord.urvillage.net.

Q: Is there a map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the web map of the server by visiting map.urvillage.net.

ConspiracyCraft Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, ConspiracyCraft, Corruption, cover up, Evidence, have, hidden agenda., HIM.., illegal activities, incriminating information, investigation, Minecraft, on, proof, questionable motives, scandal, Secrets, Server, suspicious behavior, they, What

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	4457	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of what (((they))) have on Steve. Rumor has it that he’s been hoarding diamonds like a dragon and the villagers are starting to get suspicious. Will you be the one to crack the case and find out the truth?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Think you can keep up with their dance moves and potion chugging contests? Prove your worth and earn a VIP pass to the hottest club in Minecraft!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang. Join them on their quest to find the legendary golden saddle and become the coolest rider in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you next…

Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, ancient history, anthropology, Asshole, behavioral traits, caveman, caveman aggression, caveman behavior, caveman culture, caveman psychology, caveman violence, Cavemans, early humans, evolutionary psychology, human evolution, Human nature, Jerk, Minecraft, Neanderthals, paleolithic era, prehistoric behavior, primitive society, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

WeddingGiftless Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, bridal party, Bridesmaid, Communication, Expenses, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift giving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding gift, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGiftless

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	544
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Void Gems Collected:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank like being a bridesmaid at a destination wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and love for blocky adventures.

Forget about expensive group gifts and bridal showers, on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your epic building skills. And if you forget to bring a gift, no worries! We won’t ghost you like a bride after her honeymoon.

Join now and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Plus, our bachelorette parties are legendary – no guilt trips, just fun times with your fellow gamers.

So come on over and leave the wedding drama behind. We promise you won’t have to spend $5,500 just to have a good time. Let’s build some memories together!

StepsonHospitalVisits

Banking, collateral damage, Deadlines, email communication, family history, Gratitude, hospital visit, medical condition, medication, misunderstandings, primary custody, school ending, Seizure, specialists, sports clearance, stepson, StepsonHospitalVisits, teacher visit, teachers, Visitors, work from home

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	574
Mines Excavated:	3491	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about seizures and sponge baths! Our server is so lit, even Mrs. P and Mike would put their differences aside to play together (maybe).

We have epic adventures waiting for you, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From misunderstandings to email drama, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we promise not to make you ask permission before you can join in on the fun.

Plus, with our doctors’ approval, you can play all day without any worries about seizures. So come on over and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are just as unforgettable as this hospital stay!

ClapMaster3000

applause, attention seeking, Audience, audience dynamics, behavior patterns, ClapMaster3000, Clapping, crowd mentality, first clapper, followership., group dynamics, group interaction, Human nature, Individuality, last clapper, leadership, Performance, Psychology, social behavior, social cues, social norms

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there is dis one dude who always claps first and last in da audience. He be like da clappin king, yo. U wanna be part of dis epicness, right? Plus, we got llamas wearin top hats and dancin chickens. And if u find da secret diamond cave, u get a pet dragon dat farts rainbows. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Join now before da clappin king steals all da spotlight!