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DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	66243	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	179
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	136
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	8641
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crops Grown:	7100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9017
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Votes:	4943	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	849853

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!