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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 527 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!