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EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Emeralds Found:	773
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2080	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	99519	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!