noob build safest house – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafting Chaos: High Call Volume
busy lines, Call, Call Center, Chaos, Communication, Crafting, customer complaints, customer experience, customer satisfaction, customer service, efficiency, Experiencing, frustrated customers, HIGH, higher call volumes, IMPOSSIBLE, long wait times, normal call volumes, overwhelmed, Peak Times, phone calls, productivity, service levels, support team, Volume
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.
if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.

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ashore.rip
Anarchy, compatibility, dopamine, Greatest, homosexuals, Minecraft, no cheat plus, Paper, Server, Supply, Updated, Vanilla
greatest anarchy server, forever supplying homosexuals with dopamine
updated no cheat plus running on paper 1.20.6 with minecraft version compatibility
minecraft.ashore.rip

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Beans Survival Server
Beanhead6291, Beans, Beans Survival Server, Bluemap, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Floodgate, Gaming, Geysermc, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, progress, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla, webpage, work in progress, world reset
This is a survival server that uses GeyserMC + Floodgate to allow for crossplay. It is currently a work in progress however a world reset is NOT expected.
BlueMap Webpage: https://mc.beanhead6291.com (Coming Soon)
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SpudCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the potato salad at the potluck

ApplicationSubmission., Bluemap, Datapacks, Diamondeconomy, DiscordJoin, DoubleShulkerShells, EnderDragonFight, EnhancedPlaces, HeadDrops, hermitcraft, MultiplayerSleep, OverhauledVillages, Potato, potluck, salad, Server, Shoppingdistrict, smp, SolidifyingConcreteDust, SpawnCommand, SpudCraft, Vanilla, Voicechatmod, Worldgeneration

SpudCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

Features:

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft

An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command

A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft

Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks

A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons

A kind, mature, and interactive community

Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights

A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. We have yet to fight the Ender Dragon, and the shopping district is just starting to become active with shops popping up all over. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ:

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab)
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

Scratchless Minecraft Server
amazing recovery, bandage off, flawless skin, healing, impeccable results., injury free, medical miracle, Minecraft, no mark, no redness, no scab, NO SCAR, no skin irritation, NOT EVEN A SCRATCH, perfect healing, photos, pristine skin, Recovery, Scratchless, Server, skin care, unblemished, wound care
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.
So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

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TrishKiller420 Minecraft SMP
Antagonist, Araki, bad, dio, eternal suffering, first, Goal, Interest, kill, killing, Kira, Manga, Minecraft, nobody else, people, self defense, Showing, smp, third, trish, TrishKiller420, Villains, WORST
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to kill Trish and nobody else! Forget about building epic structures or mining for resources, all you need to do is hunt down Trish and claim victory. But be warned, Araki himself has deemed this player as the worst and deserving of eternal suffering. Join now for a chance to be the ultimate Trish hunter and earn bragging rights in the most bizarre Minecraft server ever created!

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VenezuelaElectionReview Minecraft Server
central america, Democracy, diplomatic actions, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic relations, election dispute, election review, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, Organization of American States, panama, political turmoil, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Venezuela, VenezuelaElectionReview
so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and building in minecraft? well, come join our server cuz we got PANAMA SUSPENDING DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH VENEZUELA PENDING ELECTION REVIEW! like, who even does that in minecraft?? it’s gonna be wild, bro. u gotta join and see the drama unfold. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the llama rebellion starts!

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CraftyCreeperBiden2021
AID PACKAGE, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Congress approval, CraftyCreeperBiden2021, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, lethal aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, military training, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior with this INSANE $1.7 billion lethal aid package! we got ukraine vibes for days, fight off those creepers and zombies like a true hero! biden himself said this server is the bomb dot com, so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the action-packed chaos! #minecraftmadness #lethalaidfun #ukrainianwarriors

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BoxOfficeBoredParents
Adults, animated films, box office, BoxOfficeBoredParents, children, children’s films, Cinema Experience, entertainment industry, family bonding, Family Entertainment, family fun, family outings, film industry, kids entertainment, kids movies, movie night, movie theaters, moviegoers, parent life, parental duties, popcorn movies
come join our epic minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a kids movie! we got dragons flying around like they’re in a disney flick and pigs that can talk like they’re in a pixar film!
if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder why you ever played on any other server!
plus, our server is so popular that even the adults who have no interest in minecraft are lining up to play. they say it’s better than any blockbuster movie they’ve ever seen! so come on, join us and experience the magic for yourself!

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MasturbationMates: Happy Partners!
Attitudes, Communication, emotional connection, empowerment, gender, Happy, Intimacy, MasturbationMates, Partners, Pleasure, positive attitudes, relationships, research, satisfaction in relationships, self pleasure, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, Views, well-being, women’s masturbation
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, like seriously bro. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will blow your mind.
join us and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes, no joke.
our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro and be able to defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.
come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had.

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