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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	1417
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crops Grown:	2839
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2378	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	790
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	579908	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Potions Brewed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	202	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	175	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️