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Noob Historians United

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, data science, deep learning, education, expert level, global history, historians, historical data, information retrieval, knowledge, machine learning, models, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, noob, problem solving, research, Struggle, Technology, United

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Emeralds Found:	9008
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so u like history? well this server is like a time machine but with blocks. u can build ur own ancient civilizations and battle it out with other players. we got AI models that will quiz u on global history and if u get it wrong, u get thrown into a pit of lava. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now and become the ultimate history buff in the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret hidden level where u can ride dinosaurs and fight off aliens. it’s totally legit, trust me. come join the madness!

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dimension Hops:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	2295	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8772	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, advice, Beginner, building, Challenges, Crafting, dreamscape, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Help, noob, Progression, Realms, Sandbox, strategy, Terraria, terrariabros, Tips, tutorial, video game

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	531
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Potions Brewed:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5826
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1

Bro, forget about Terraria, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that fly with wings made of bacon.

You’ll never be bored on our server because we have epic quests that involve fighting dragons with diamond swords and riding unicorns through rainbow portals.

Say goodbye to snoozefests and hello to non-stop excitement on our server. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds just waiting for you to find.

So ditch Terraria and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
New Chunks Explored:	490727	Dragon Eggs Found:	2737
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mines Excavated:	4692
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

Parkour Civilization

1.21.4, 1.8, Active, bedrock, bills, Civilization, Community, Daily, Evbos, Features, java, Join, noob, Parkour, Recreation, Roleplay, Server, Temple, Updates, Uptime, Version

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

don’t wanna go, dreading school, Haven, late for school, Minecraft, morning routine, morning rush, noob, oversleeping, school anxiety, school morning chaos, school morning dread, school morning hustle, school morning panic, school morning routine, school morning routine hacks, school morning routine tips, school morning struggles, school stress, school tardiness, Server, waking up late, waking up late for school

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

36 – Noob Pro Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, 36-0, boxing, boxing career, boxing community, boxing fans, boxing history, boxing legend, boxing match, boxing news, boxing record, Champion, filipino pride, Filipinos, knockout, long tail, Manny Pacquiao, Minecraft, noob, Philippines, PRO, smp, sports, UNDEFEATED.., World title

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8083	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by Filipino players on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against them – our resident ninja warrior who can take down any opponent with just a carrot and a stick!

Join our SMP for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireworks out of their ears. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on and join our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to dominate the server and make history!

Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

Baltimore Ravens, Defeat, football, Friendly, League, Lost, Minecraft, NFL, nfl analysis, nfl commentary, nfl discussion, NFL games, nfl highlights, nfl news, nfl opinions, nfl reactions, nfl results, nfl scores, NFL season, nfl updates, noob, ravens, smp, sports

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	1699	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4893	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	137
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1453	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7939	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

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