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SimulatedPrisonCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WONDERED IF YOUR LIFE IS JUST A SIMULATION? WELL, GUESS WHAT? ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN ESCAPE THAT SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE AND LIVE YOUR BEST BLOCKY LIFE!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! BUILD A CASTLE, FLY AROUND ON A PIG, OR EVEN BATTLE A GIANT CHICKEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! WHO KNOWS WHAT TREASURES YOU’LL FIND DOWN THERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE TODAY! #YOLO #BLOCKLIFE

FeetFiasco Mine: Barely there on stream! Join now for a toe-tally hilarious gaming experience! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Have you ever wondered what lies beneath the legendary Twitch streamer’s shoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special hidden area where you can catch a glimpse of her elusive bare feet! Join now for the chance to witness this once in a lifetime event!

Word on the block is that her bare feet are actually a secret code that unlocks special loot in the game. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Join our server today and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the mysterious bare feet!

But beware, there are rumors of a guild of foot fetishist trolls who will stop at nothing to protect the sanctity of the streamer’s feet. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will prevail in this epic battle for the ultimate reward!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the legend of the streamer’s bare feet!

Achievementless Mineland: Where Getting Things Done Doesn’t Matter & Fun Rules! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	8781	Magic Items Found:	3203
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no achievements? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on servers that offer no excitement or challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GovNewsom’sCraft:WhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls

California, climate change, controversial, debate, Democrat, Economy, education, Environment, Government, Governor Newsom, GovNewsomsCraftWhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls, Healthcare, Infrastructure, leader, opinion, pandemic response, policies, Politics, progressive, public figure, Social Issues

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion special!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!

MinecraftStrat: TactiCraft Server – Join Us for Epic Gameplay! #gamenight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Zombie Dances:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to come out and be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect distraction from the disappointments of the gaming world! Join us and build your empire brick by brick, just like Nestorius became Patriarch of Constantinople in 428!

Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).

But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?

CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	172	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!

AOC’s Redstone Nightmare – LOL Minecraft Server for Trendy Players!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride that will make AOC’s nightmares seem like a walk in the park!

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to log on. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than when AOC learned how to do the Renegade dance. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun way)!

LOLcraft:/dixie/: Trendy & Fun Minecraft Server for Cool Cats & Crafty Builders!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the yankees are shaking in their boots at the sight of our fearsome samurais! Join now to witness epic battles between cowboys and ninjas, with explosions and fireballs flying everywhere! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a legendary dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. So why wait? Join now and become a warrior of the yankee fears the samurai edition!

BlockBros United – MemeCraft Madness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Looking for an insanely cool Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have a secret underground society of bat enthusiasts who have taken over the server. These bats are not your ordinary Minecraft bats, oh no. They have formed their own bat army and are ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them.

Want to become a part of this bat army? Then join our server and prove your worth by completing outrageous challenges set by the bat leaders. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a dragon named Bob. Bob may seem fierce, but he’s actually just a big softie who loves to play Minecraft mini-games with new players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the bat army, defeat the dragon Bob, and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the Minecraft world! Oh, and did we mention the server is also home to a group of singing ducks who love to serenade players with their quacky tunes? It’s a wild ride on our server, and we can’t wait for you to join in on the fun!

DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs