NoNudeNoDiam0nds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

aita, artist, Boundaries, creepy, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family functions, family pressure, favor for work, high school sweetheart, husband’s uncle, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate request, NoNudeNoDiam0nds, Painting, personal boundaries, refusing to pose nude, support career, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	7978	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Spears Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ores Mined:	2963
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8695	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3770
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Votes:	2582	Divine Spears Created:	19

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1322
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Animals Bred:	132	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	766
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	6037
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.