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Eight powerful medallions hidden within the world, unlocked through epic boss battles and unique challenges. Gain special powers by claiming the medallions to rise above the competition! |
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Join the Medallion SMP today and start your journey to greatness! |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are you looking for milfs ready to f? | Then the Medallion SMP is the perfect server for you! |
Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server that totally exists and doesn’t exist at the same time. Here, we redefine what it means to mine, build, and hug a creeper! Ever wondered if your reality is just a blocky illusion crafted by sentient sheep? You’re in for the ride of your life! Reality is a figment of your diamond-encrusted imagination, and it’s time to embrace the chaos!
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| Time Travel Pig | Ride a pig back to the pre-block era and question history! |
| Infinite Cubes | Every block you place may not exist tomorrow. Surprise! |
| Sentient Cobblestone | Your cobblestone might just wake up and demand tribute! |
| Alternate Dimensions | Step through a portal and enter a dimension made entirely of cheese! |
| The Last Creeper | Might be a friend. Might be your worst enemy. Take your chances! |
| Echoing Void | All voices from your past haunt you as you mine. Welcome to nostalgia! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: If you hear a loud crow, it’s your invitation! Just close your eyes and whisper “Minecraft is a lie.”
Q: What version are you on?A: The version of reality you’re questioning right now! Or maybe 1.16, who knows?
Q: Are there admins?A: Admins are just players wearing hats! You can’t trust someone who wears a hat!
“Do you like men of size?”
“It’s like the world is made of thoughts rather than bricks.”
“I can taste the sky in my dreams, made of pixelated jelly.”
“I wonder if the trees are watching…”
And don’t get me started on the duck army! Yeah, you heard that right—there’s a whole faction of quacking warriors who challenge you to a battle of wits and random trivia about tacos. You think you know what a taco is? Nah, fam, these ducks redefine the entire taco universe, like blending it with an epic rap battle or something!
Oh and get this: every Tuesday is “Backwards Day.” So you gotta walk backwards, talk like a toddler, and build your house upside down. If you don’t, you’ll get cursed by the Great Potato, who once defeated a dragon with nothing but a spud and some sweet dance moves. Rumor has it, if you summon him, he might just bless you with infinite baked potatoes, which is totally the best superpower ever.
Listen, if you ever wanted to fight a wither while balancing a stack of pancakes on your head, this is the place! There’s a quest called the “Pancake Trials” where you literally bop around the map flipping flapjacks at enemies while trying not to fall into the Slime Swamps of Sadness. Yeah, it’s messy, but that’s what makes it epic!
Also, there’s a lore that says if you mine exactly 17 blocks of obsidian while singing ‘Let It Go’ at the top of your lungs, you’ll uncover a hidden dimension full of enchanted llamas that give you free hugs AND diamonds. What’s better than that? Nothing!
In this server, the creepers have a secret dance-off competition every Friday night. If you win, you become the Creeper King and get to wear a crown made of TNT. Just a casual Tuesday, right?
So basically, if you’re not joining this chaotic blend of spaghetti and Minecraft madness, what are you even doing with your life? Come for the bread, stay for the absolute nonsense! It’s the Best Worst Decision Ever™.
Join now or like, forever live in regret!
Welcome to the absolutely, positively, most bonkers Minecraft server you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! If you’re looking for a thrilling virtual escapade with nothing but a trusty pickaxe and a desire for chaos, you’ve struck gold here!
First off, did you know that joining this server might unlock an ancient secret about why chickens brutally honk at sunrise? Legend has it that if you gather enough feathers from the honking hordes, you’ll uncover a portal to the Nether that leads directly to a realm where the sky rains diamonds. Yes, we’re talking about the glittery goodness of a thousand sparkling blocks! But be careful—the last person who tried it ended up building a mansion made of butter, and nobody knows how that turned out.
Feeling ambitious? How about this: every Saturday, we hold a “Build Like You’ve Lost Your Mind” contest! Picture this—a 2D pixel-art cat riding a unicycle while juggling 17 enchanted creepers. The winner gets to name one of our server’s official biomes, which might just be a giant hamster wheel made of emeralds! (Psst, the current reigning champ is still holding strong with the infamous "Land of Eternal Glitter Farts”.)
And let’s not forget our server’s unique twist on survival mode! Forget about hunger bars—here, you have to manage your "Randomness Meter"! If you craft a sandwich with two bread slices and a piece of dirt, you might just summon an army of llamas that randomly explode with confetti. Yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it has absolutely zero effect on gameplay but one could argue it’s infinitely more amusing than fighting a ghast!
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, if you recite the secret incantation (which we totally won’t provide here because we’re not that generous), you can summon a talking block named Gary who provides life advice. Just last week, he told a player to “Stop digging straight down” and—get this—saved them from plunging into a lava pit! Imagine missing out on sage wisdom like that!
So, grab your crafting table and your wildest fantasies, because entering this server is not just about building—it’s about diving headfirst into the most hilarious, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Why settle for the mundane when you can revolutionize your blocky existence with us? Join now, or be prepared to hear tales of our epic fun from the other side!
FGTeeV is a popular family-friendly YouTube gaming channel known for its entertaining content, especially related to games like Minecraft. Fans are eager to know if there’s an official FGTeeV Minecraft server to join the fun with their favorite creators.
As of now, FGTeeV does not have an official Minecraft server. This has left many fans searching for ways to connect with the FGTeeV community and enjoy Minecraft gameplay similar to what they see in their videos.
While there is no official server, fans of FGTeeV can explore several fan-made Minecraft servers. These servers often capture the spirit of FGTeeV’s content through themed events, mini-games, and community activities. Look for servers that promote family-friendly gameplay and community engagement. Some popular fan alternatives may include:
To stay updated on any official server developments or new content from FGTeeV, follow these channels:
By keeping an eye on their official channels and connecting with fellow fans, you can enhance your Minecraft experience while engaging with the FGTeeV community.
7th Society is a gaming community run by a group of friends. We recently launched a Minecraft server running the SteamPunk [LPS] Modpack off of CurseForge on 1.20.1. We are a whitelisted server that’s open to all but is an adult-focused community. With a simple 3-question application, you can get started playing on the server. Past the Minecraft Server, we are a gaming group that is open to all and plays a wide variety of games!
Join today -> https://discord.gg/7thsociety
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server open to all players? | Yes, the server is open to all players but is an adult-focused community. |
| How do I join the server? | Fill out a simple 3-question application to get whitelisted and start playing. |
| What games does the community play? | We play a wide variety of games, not just Minecraft. Join our Discord to learn more! |
Welcome, brave souls, to the PATHETICALLY GLORIOUS realm of Minecraft Chaos: Blocktopia! Are you prepared for the strangely mesmerizing madness of pixels colluding against your sanity? How can you NOT join when everyone *knows* we’re the ULTIMATE experience — or the worst possible mistake of your life? Flip a coin, folks; it definitely isn’t rigged! 10% chance of fun, 90% chance of *existential dread*! Proceed at your own peril; it’s ALL FUN AND GAMES until you assume the PUMPKINS are spying on you!
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| Blocks That Cry | Experience the joy of mining emotionally unstable diamonds that scream about their life choices. |
| Endless Purgatory | Ever wanted to build a house in limbo? Well SUFFER as your creations disintegrate into pixelated nothingness every night! |
| Time Travel Zones | Walk through portals and enter the *dreadful* moment when Minecraft was born—*all blocky and awkward*! |
| Literal Rain of Creepers | That’s right! It rains creepers, and just when you think they’re harmless, they throw themselves at you in delightful explosions of chaos! |
| Talking Mobs | Interact with sentient sheep that demand to know *why* you shear them. It’s more menacing than it sounds! |
Q: How do I join?A: The stars must align, and your computer must be haunted. Oh, did you forget to check your closet for phantoms? Better do that first.
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but social constructs designed to keep the bricks from rising up against your fragile psyche. Play however you like—who needs rules when the universe itself contradicts existence?
Q: Is this a role-play server?A: Role-play? More like a RE-ENACTMENT of your worst nightmares. You can be whatever your mind conjures up! A potato? *Why not*?
“I forgive her. I want her back.” – A vivid reminder of our chaotic relationships with virtual landscapes.
“Everything is a lie, especially the flower pots.” – Deeply insightful, or deeply disturbing? You decide!
Get ready to dive into a realm where the cobblestone gleams with the tears of past players and the creepers sing lullabies at dusk. Our server is a glitched portal to a universe where everything is possible, and nothing makes any sense at all! Join us, or don’t. Either way, we’ll still tell your secrets to the moon!
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| Infinite Lava Lakes | Swim freely in these molten pools. Best for introspection and existential crises! |
| Unicorn Spawning Zone | Friendliest creatures that eat diamonds and tell you your darkest fears. |
| Mind Reading Villagers | Trade with them at your own peril; they know too much! |
| Time Travel Portals | Step in and find yourself in 404, or was it 3021? Good luck figuring it out! |
| Scarecrow Council | They hold monthly meetings to discuss the state of the pumpkins… and your future. |
| Color-Changing Grass | It changes based on your mood! Hopefully, you’re not too blue. |
“I swear the enderman stole my sandwich… again!”
“Is it normal to have a talking chicken ask you about taxes?”
“The grass was purple but now it’s screaming at me, HELP!”
“Just found out my cat is here and he’s riding a pig. Impressive.”
As you wander through our dizzying dimensions, remember: every block you break screams a little louder than the last, and your secrets are the currency of our chaos. Will you heed the call, or will you sink into the abyss where potato golems plot your demise?
WARNING: The squares are watching you. Don’t feed the pixelated wolves… or else!
Step right up, brave souls, to the realm where hydration is for the weak! Here at WATER IS A LIE, we delve deep into the turbid waters of respect, rebellion, and bewildering traditions! Are you ready to mine your morals in a world governed by chaos? One sip of H2O could cost you your sanity! Welcome to our bizarre server where a class of students must — under the austere gaze of their teacher — abstain from drinking water for hours, but YOU can join the revolution!
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| Parched Pioneers | Only the strongest will survive the desert of respect! |
| Hydration Hurdles | Navigate an obstacle course littered with banned waters. |
| The Great Debate | Engage in fiery discussions on respect versus rebellion in the world of Minecraft—who will fall to the “logic” of the Oppressor? |
Rumors circulate of an ancient structure hidden in the depths called the Well of Madness. Many who dare approach speak of its thirst-quenching powers—only accessible by those who reject common sense! Beware the ominous forty-eight hour cooldown.
"Bro, I joined and instantly forgot how to drink water. It’s like my Minecraft avatar is part of the fasting now!" – Submerged and Scared (a.k.a the water ghost)
"I thought it was a joke until I saw the teacher’s face. Brutal." – Hydrophobe Instincts
Q: Why would anyone not drink water for two hours? A: Ah, but why drink water when you can drink discontent?
This server has been banned in twelve alternate dimensions! Experts suggest the ban was due to plot twists involving existential dread and water scarcity. Join us now, and may your pixels remain parched!
Dare to transcend the ordinary? Dive into the WATER IS A LIE Server and submit yourself to the thirst! Think you can handle the "pressure" of abstinence? Only the most devoted (or delirious) can rise to the challenge! Bring your friends, or gather up the scattered remnants of your sanity—who needs clarity when you can have chaos?
Join us today before the water brigade arrives! Will you drink deeply of the absurd, or remain in the shallow end of respect? Take the plunge and redefine your relationship with hydration… here on WATER IS A LIE!*
Ever wondered what kind of chaos could ensue if a crafty bank robber decided to ditch the getaway car for a sweet paramotor launch? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Picture this: Your character scrambles through a blocky bank vault, fills their inventory with shimmering blocks of gold, and just as the alarms blare, they don a paramotor made from 100% wool and blast off into the pixelated sunset!
But wait—here’s where it gets crazier. As they zoom through the sky, they zip past a group of llamas hosting an underground rave in the mountains, accidentally dropping diamond-studded balloons, which turn into explosives that unleash a musical number while showering glitter over unsuspecting players below! Seriously, who doesn’t want to be part of a llama DJ battle that accidentally starts a war with the local sheep militia?
And let’s talk about the plot twist: Turns out the paramotor is actually powered by a rare Minecraft flower that only blooms on full moons, and you have to battle rogue squid to collect enough of them to stay airborne! Will you join forces with other brave (and mildly insane) players to build an intergalactic bank heist crew, or will you betray your mates and forge your own villainous path?
Think you’ve got what it takes to ride the wild winds of this zany server? Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary ‘Bank Robber Squid King,’ who guards the secret stash of enchanted gold that makes you even more ridiculously overpowered. Join now and let’s make some delightful chaos, because in our pixelated world, every block has a story, and every heist could lead to a llama party!