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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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