| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4762 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8814 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5836 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2306 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4444 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2875 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9334 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 834 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7119 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 231 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2715 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Ores Mined: | 6813 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6673 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1972 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5487 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 3441 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5919 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
