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NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2768	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	304741	Towns Built:	5
Ores Mined:	7112	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3766	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1800	Gods Slained:	2

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!