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  • DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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    DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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    BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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    NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PartyPanic Minecraft Server

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    PartyPanic Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?

    Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.

    Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).

    So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

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    ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ConspiracyCraft Minecraft Server

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    ConspiracyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Have you heard the one about our Minecraft server being run by a secret society of talking chickens? Yeah, apparently they’re the ones who control all the loot drops and spawn rates. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind this clucked up conspiracy! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of diamond armor-wearing llamas. So if you’re looking to strike it rich while dodging llama spit, this is the place for you! Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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    DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

    Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

    But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

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    Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Pandemonium: Epic Boss Battles & More!

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    Pixelated Pandemonium: Epic Boss Battles & More!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC boss fights where you have to spam square to win (yes, square, we like to keep things interesting). And get ready for cliche orchestral boss music that will have you feeling like a hero in a cheesy movie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also features an excessively long and nonsensical story that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs Final Fantasy when you can have all this and more on our Minecraft server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Spiralmc

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    Spiralmc

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    SpiralMC is a minecraft anarchy survival server with only a few rules:No hackingNo duping.

    We aim to provide a vanilla minecraft experience with little admin interaction.Come join us on the best survival server today!

    spiralmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Nova Vanilla Survival Server

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    Nova Vanilla Survival Server

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    Official discord Discord.nova.pw

    Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You’ll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you’re reading this, you’ll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you. We decided just to make sure we’ll nuke your house from orbit. So there’s no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It’s a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

    nova.pw:25601

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MultiCraft Legends

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    MultiCraft Legends

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    MultiCraft: Legends is a new minecraft server that introduces a unique play-style that allows players to create their own content. We have taken aspects from Sword Art Online (anime), Ready Player One (movie/book), Diablo (game), and numerous other creative worlds and mashed them together. What came after nearly 6 years of building and tweaking is a world that breeds creativity and ingenuity. MultiCraft: Legends is made up of “floors”. The first floor is the main city where you can own your own home, business, and enormous guild hall. On each floor there is a dungeon that you need to beat to ascend to the next floor. The floors are strictly PvE and provide gear drops that may need to be identified to get the most out of it. There is also another floor that is dangerous but yields very high rewards called The Field of Legends. Here PvP is active and anything can be built and destroyed, there are higher tiered drops here too. What we set out to change about the average minecraft server is the self sufficient end. We have all been there, you’ve built everything and have everything, now you’re bored. MultiCraft: Legends has a unique profession system that requires players to trade and barter for supplies that are essential to crafting anything of note. Upon entering the world you will choose from 9 professions and then begin your journey. We have also created this world so a player’s imagination is the limit. You can decide to do anything you want. Maybe you don’t care much for the grind so you become a thief and sneak into people’s holding in the field of Legends, or you want to be an honest merchant who buys low and sells to the guilds for a profit, or maybe you’re a bandit and create a mine that you charge miners to enter and use, or you are the owner of a well known tavern where you hold auctions. The world is yours for the taking the only limit is your creativity and determination. Will you become a legend above others in MultiCraft: Legends?

    142.44.252.73

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Outland – Survival, Mmo, Jobs, Economy, Shops

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    Outland – Survival, Mmo, Jobs, Economy, Shops

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    Embark on an epic adventure on Outland.run, a vibrant and engaging world where survival, economy, and skill progression merge to create an immersive multiplayer experience. Our server, designed for both PvP and PvE enthusiasts, offers the excitement of combat alongside the challenge of survival in a richly detailed environment.

    minecraft.outland.run

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Raidhub

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    Raidhub

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    We are a gaming community that aims to give its players the best experience possible at no cost what-so-ever.We got tired of all the P2W servers where you can do anything with money (buy the best possible in-game items, gain unfair advantages, etc.) so you can be ahead of everyone else, well not here. Here we make sure everyone has the same start, with the same opportunities, that’s one of the reasons as of why we made RaidHub, a place where everyone can play without worrying about such things.Hopefully a server which you could enjoy as well.

    The server is still in beta, you may encounter some bugs.

    46.4.4.63:25591

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CubeVille – Truly unique OP-Prison

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    CubeVille – Truly unique OP-Prison

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    Welcome to CubeVille, a Minecraft OP-Prison server aimed at creating a truly unique and enjoyable experience for both new and experienced players. We have a highly dedicated staff team, all working at improving your experience 24/7.

    Join today to play a truly unique OP-Prison server!

    IP: play.thecubeville.com Website: http://thecubeville.com/ Discord: http://discord.thecubeville.com/

    play.thecubeville.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • TapeCraft

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    ***under development! If you want a chance for early support perks and ranks, join and help with development!

    147.135.80.174

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Chickenanarchy

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    Chickenanarchy

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    Welcome to Chickenanarchy!, A no rule anarchy server capable of limitless opportunities and its up to you! Will you make other players suffer or will you go on a grand quest to the world border? Will you make the largest lavacast or make spawn an endless bedrock wasteland. You may choose to create or you may choose to destroy or maybe both. You get to choose your own path! The server has been making players suffer and thrive since May 2, 2023. There also is a discord (https://discord.gg/yZ77Wt67) where You can find the latest server updates/news

    Well good luck and do what you like!

    73.18.18.23

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • W o A

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    W o A

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    W o A Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    mc.worldofatlantida.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • IronAge

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    Ironage.pl

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP