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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

CraftyElectionDayMishap

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	4536
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4950
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where there was like a mass poisoning on presidential election day but the Iranian authorities tried to hide it? Like, what even is that?! 😂 But yo, if you wanna join a server that’s so lit that even government cover-ups can’t stop the fun, then you gotta check this one out! Plus, rumor has it that the poison was actually just a potion in Minecraft and now the whole server is like a wild, twisted version of Survivor. So come join us for some insane gameplay and scandalous stories, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎮 #JoinTheMadness

LightningFirst, ThunderLater

Atmospheric science, electricity, Lightning, LightningFirst, meteorology, Natural phenomena, sound waves, Storm, thunder, thunder and lightning, thunder and lightning explanation, thunder and lightning facts, thunder and lightning meaning, thunder and lightning order, thunder and lightning phenomenon, thunder and lightning sequence, thunder and lightning theory, THUNDERBOLT, Thunderclap, ThunderLater, thunderstorm, weather

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	114409	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the thunder comes before the lightning, that’s how crazy we are! you’ll be dodging lightning bolts left and right while trying to build your epic castle. but watch out, because the thunder will come out of nowhere and scare the creepers away. join now for the most electrifying experience of your life!

Arcane World Best Unique Anarchy Server Minecraft Server

Air drops, Anarchy, anarchy server, Arcane World, best, Boss, Clans, classic, Coins, custom crafting, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, minecraft server, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Scavenger, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4862	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	502

This server is suitable for playing with friends and if you really like anarchy and want to try something new in this area! On our anarchy there is a boss near which you can get coins! There are also air drops for which there is a war! There is also a unique feature, this is the Scavenger, you can recycle any item with him. The server also has custom crafting of items!

play.arcane-world.ru

ANARCHY MINECRAFT SERVER (SMP+PVP+DUPE)

1.12, 1.21, Anarchy, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Discord, Dupe, Earth, Exploration, Fun, goodluck, Hack, History, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Solo, Survival, variation, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
New Chunks Explored:	150143	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Welcome newbie!😎Normal survival but we can hack and soloIts an anarchy server but it a variation of anarchy*I installed a few things to make the server interesting*You can join the server from 1.12 to 1.21Make your history in the serverGoodluckDiscord:discord.com/invite/SHvzfr9Z5G

FPSANARCHY.MC-JOIN.ORG

Welcome to DenCraft – where the only thing square is our heads! Join us for some Semi-Vanilla shenanigans and claim your spot in this quirky community!

Chat bubbles, Claim, Community, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, DenCraft, Discord, discord.gg, Heads, java, Join, Mature Community, minecraft server, multiplayer, play.edencraft.co, quirky, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, smp, spot, Square, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

EdenCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EdenCraft is a brand new java survival multiplayer server that combines vanilla aspects with custom plugins to provide a unique player experience. We offer custom items, commands, chat bubbles, and more. Join our welcoming and mature community today!

Join us on Discord for more info at discord.gg/edencraft

IP: play.edencraft.co

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the EdenCraft server, simply input the IP address “play.edencraft.co” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins that enhance the player experience with unique items, commands, and features.
Is the community welcoming and mature?	Yes, EdenCraft prides itself on maintaining a friendly and mature community where players can enjoy the game without any toxicity.
What makes EdenCraft different from other Minecraft servers?	EdenCraft stands out due to its combination of vanilla aspects and custom plugins, providing a rich and diverse gameplay experience for players.

CraftyShit Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

EuroCraft: Minecraft Server

#Southgate, arrest, Competition, crimes, england, England national team, EURO, EuroCraft, European Championship, football, football manager, interpol, Minecraft, national team, penalties, play style, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, UEFA

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old soccer matches where England always seems to come out on top? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and help us take down Southgate and his criminal play style!

On our server, you can team up with other players to build giant statues of your favorite footballers and then watch as they come to life and battle it out on the pitch.

But beware, Southgate has spies everywhere, so you’ll need to use all your Minecraft skills to outsmart them and bring justice to the world of soccer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s show Southgate that crime doesn’t pay – especially when it comes to football!

HubbyHuntersCraft

AITAH, appreciation, Chores, Communication, exhaustion, family, feelings, Frustration, Help, HubbyHuntersCraft, husband, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Farms Harvested:	469
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize fun and teamwork over everything else! Just like this player’s husband, we work hard to provide a great gaming experience for our players. But unlike this husband, we won’t leave you hanging when you need help!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that always has your back. We won’t bail on you for a random drive around town with a new player – we’re committed to making sure you have a great time, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our players will always have your back. No need to feel like an afterthought here – we value each and every player and make sure everyone feels important and included.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left high and dry like this poor player. We promise you’ll have a blast and feel like a top priority every time you log on!

RIP Steve Minecraft Server

cherished memories, dearly departed, deceased family members, departed family members, departed friends, departed loved ones, departed souls, Eternal Love, Fondly remembered, forever missed, Gone but not forgotten, in loving memory, lost loved ones, loved ones in heaven, loved ones in spirit, Minecraft, missing friends, passed away, rest in peace, RIP, Server, steve

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Star Shards Collected:	236
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4588	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Do you ever wish you could bring back your long lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared in your Minecraft world? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret potion that can bring back any lost creature, even your beloved chicken named Cluckington! Join us and reunite with your feathered friend in the most epic way possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamond blocks waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the ultimate riches and bring back your favorite Minecraft pals from the past!

CheaterCraft: Where Cheating Pays Off!

academic integrity, career, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating in school, Childhood, consequences, Development, dishonesty, education, learning, life choices, long-term effects, Moral values, Pays, personal growth, regret, relationships, School, self reflection, success, teenage years

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Towns Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in real life because you cheated your way through school? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a place where all the blocks are made of cheat codes and the mobs are so dumb they actually help you cheat on your exams. Our server is like a dream come true for all the former cheaters out there.

But be warned, once you start cheating in Minecraft, you may find yourself unable to stop in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the CEO of a major corporation by cheating your way to the top. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and cheat your way to success!