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  • RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

    RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Logic Gaming

    Block Logic Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (in a good way, not like that one time with the creeper explosion).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BS Craft Minecraft Server

    BS Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Aged-PVP

    Aged-PVP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fun and friendly staff! Easy to play! Friendly players! Factions | KIT PVP | CREATIVE | SURIVAL + TOWNY | PRISON COMING SOON .

    144.217.215.65:25623

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bonstrofsmp

    Bonstrofsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 54.39.137.157:25618

    54.39.137.157:25618

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cordelia

    Cordelia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cordelia is an aquatic based world. Cordelia is a chilled, laid back server with no stress. You can let your mind roam freely here in Cordelia. The only limit for building in Cordelia is the sky limit! All we want you to do on Cordelia is have fun, and follow the rules of course :D.

    209.182.108.46

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VergeMC

    VergeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    VergeMC is a Minecraft server that released on June 21st, 2018. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

    Our Current Servers: – Skyblock

    verge.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mc.helldrakes.com

    Mc.helldrakes.com

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mc.HellDrakes.Com

    A well-tuned, well-worked and well-maintained server!It awaits you with the following things:

    – KITs for players as well as for donors, all balanced.– New game modes + new interface, weekly, monthly events and especially prizes for each player!– BATTLE PASS FREE AND PREMIUM!

    SPECIAL SECTIONS:– SURVIVAL HARDCORE– SKYBLOCK NEW FASHION– PIXELMON + PIXELMON ULTRA VERSION (The only one from ROMANIA)– DUNGEON

    AND MANY OTHERS WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOU WITH US AND OUR TEAM!

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/5H4kfkkt4u

    mc.helldrakes.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HorseCraft

    HorseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Howdy Horse Lovers! HorseCraft is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server. Your mission is to create your dream stables and own the best horses! Tame beautiful wild horses or purchase a horse. Enjoy the classic game of Minecraft on HorseCraft with a horse themed twist!

    horsecraft.mymc.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1122 Pack | RedCoreNetwok

    1122 Pack | RedCoreNetwok

    New Minecraft Servers

    RedCoreNetwork proudly presents 1.12.2 pack (Perfectly complex) The 1.12.2 Pack offers a unique collection of mods that other packs failed to bring – and in the optimal way. This is a “kitchen-sink”, your world is your own pack – exploring dimensions, performing magic, or building automated tech systems are all possibilities! Playing with friends or alone, it never gets boring. Running servers since 2017, you can be assured that our servers are stable and have little to no lag. All worlds are pre-generated to reduce lag.

    Grief protection Economy Market Jobs IP : 1122.redcorenetwork.net Discord : https://discord.gg/TyJWJCM Website www.redcorenetwork.net

    1122.redcorenetwork.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fallen Gate

    Fallen Gate

    New Minecraft Servers

    [Description]

    Fallen Gate is server about Partying up and working together along with making friends and fighting your way through a large explorable world with custom loot and monsters. Level up your character and learn spells. The server is a little bit difficult right now, so hardcore players rejoice!

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/YFmHaV8

    mmo.craft.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ruthless realms

    Ruthless realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    # we heartly present your new server RuthlessRealms

    # JAVA Ip – RuthlessRealms.us.to:24885 <

    # Bedrock Ip- RuthlessRealmc.us.to

    # Port – 24885

    > join for fun with any version

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    > 24/7

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    > paid kits and ranks

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    > warps area

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    > best staff

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    > lagfree experince

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    > Playtime rewards and crate keys

    RuthlessRealms.us.to:24885

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Steinercraft

    Steinercraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page! We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP are allowed. More information can be found by joining the server.

    IP-adress: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

    steinercraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP