New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

    Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3824
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2857
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you believe in the power of walking under ladders or breaking mirrors? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in the superstition that if you don’t join, you’ll have seven years of bad luck in-game! Join us and break all the virtual mirrors you want without any consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHostageWars

    CraftyHostageWars
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magic Items Found: 5605
    Emeralds Found: 9204 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get kidnapped by a group of creepers. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special event where you can negotiate your release with the creepers just like Hamas did with the Israelis. And get this, they rejected the proposal without even reading it! Can you believe it? Join our server for some crazy hostage negotiations and epic battles with creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft peace negotiator. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VapePuffinCraft

    VapePuffinCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1123
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Void Gems Collected: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna take longer, bigger puffs of fun! we got crazy levels and insane builds that will make u puff ur way to victory!

    we lowered the nicotine concentration in our virtual vapes so u can puff all day without worrying about those toxic substances! go from 5% nicotine to 3% or 2.4% and watch ur puffing time, duration, and inhaled volume get bigger and better!

    come join us and puff ur way to the top of the leaderboard! who needs nicotine when u got minecraft?! let’s get puffin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JavaSurvival

    JavaSurvival
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3415
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello and nice to meet you! We are a multiplayer, survival server known as Java Survival! As a semi-vanilla server, we are dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see on our server has been mined and/or placed by hand. Our staff members play the game just like everyone else! We also have our own plugins for basic commands and land protections that make us stand out from other servers. We hold staff-and player-run events and are very active on Discord too!

    mc.javasurvival.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Jacks Re-Console Server

    Jacks Re-Console Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6312
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Jacks’ Re-Console Server is a server that runs off the Re-Console modpack, a very good recreation of Legacy Console Edition. We have some strict rules as we are mostly a friendly server. Also if you don’t want to mod your game, you can join the ip with VANILLA 1.20.4. Come join our discord to hang out as well: discord.gg/SPKd8N2Eaf Also the server runs on Re-Console 0.5.7

    jss.lightning-mc.net:25580

    New Minecraft Server
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  • High AF Society: SMP Server with Fancy Stuff and New Update 1.21

    High AF Society: SMP Server with Fancy Stuff and New Update 1.21
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 3099
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Farms Harvested: 729 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/ News alttd.com/blog

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to call “home”. Our focus is on survival with some interesting features suggested by the community. We opened in 2015 and have started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then. Altitude is for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

    For a full list of our custom features, visit https://alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by entering the IP: play.alttd.com in your Minecraft Multiplayer menu.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

    A: Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome to join and play.

    Q: Can I claim land on the server to prevent griefing?

    A: Yes, you can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your builds from griefing.

    Q: Are there monthly events on the server?

    A: Yes, Altitude hosts monthly server events for the community to participate in.

    Q: How can I contact the server administration?

    A: You can contact the server team through their Discord or website. Please refrain from contacting through other means.

    Q: What are some of the custom features on Altitude?

    A: Altitude has a variety of custom features suggested by the community, such as custom warp plugin for towns and more. Visit their website for a full list of custom features.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

    CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1921
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8019
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPixelated2024 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    SMPixelated2024 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3496
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Animals Bred: 84 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the only rule is to never talk about what happened in 2024…trust us, you don’t want to know.

    Looking for a server where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have built entire rollercoasters made of TNT and have pet creepers that do the Macarena on command.

    But beware, the land is also home to mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, who will challenge you to a game of chess before deciding your fate.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a village of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently in the middle of a heated election for mayor? Or a secret underground bunker filled with llamas who have mastered the art of interpretive dance?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure, the laughs, and the sheer insanity that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP! Join us now and become a part of the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFMakeup101

    GFMakeup101
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4007
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of explaining things in “makeup terms”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can build your own eyeliner straight and clean, or doodle with lipstick all over your face – the choice is yours!

    Our server is perfect for neurodivergent players like you and your gf, where we embrace unique perspectives and communication styles. Plus, if you ever need a break from family drama, just hop on our server and escape to a world of blocks and adventures.

    Join now and experience the magic of Minecraft in a whole new light – or should we say, in a whole new shade of lipstick? Don’t miss out on the fun – apologize to your gf’s mom later, but join our server now for a makeup-themed gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RidiculousIdeaMC SMP

    RidiculousIdeaMC SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1759
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7453
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5430

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the wheat in exchange for peace. Or how about participating in our annual llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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