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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

absurd cliches, banter, bizarre sayings, blocky, comical sayings, common, common saying, eccentric maxims, funny phrases, humorous idioms, laughable quotes, lol, nonsensical proverbs, odd maxims, offbeat sayings, peculiar cliches, phrases, quirky phrases, ridiculous saying, silly expressions, strange adages, unconventional proverbs, unusual idioms, wacky quotes, weird expressions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	171

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

DruzeCraft: SouthernGovFun

breaking news, current events, Druze community, Druze woman, DruzeCraft, female empowerment, female governor, gender equality, government appointment, government leadership, governor, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, political representation, Politics, southern province, SouthernGovFun, Syria, Syrian government, Syrian politics, women in government, women in power

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7565
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? A minecraft server run by a Druze woman from Syria! She’s gonna build u the most epic southern province u ever seen in ur life. Picture this: u log on and u see camels ridin’ around, belly dancin’ villagers, and a giant hummus fountain in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! She’s gonna have special events like sandstorm survival challenges, where u gotta build a shelter outta cactus before u get blown away. And every full moon, she’s gonna summon a genie to grant u three wishes (but no wishin’ for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So come on down to this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur wifi connection, but we won’t talk about that). Join now and let the Druze magic take u on a journey u won’t soon forget!

Monsoon Amphibian Evolution

amphibian, Evolution, fossil, Insights, Interplay, Late Triassic, monsoon, monsoons, palaeoequatorial, Systems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this server where you can like, dig up ancient fossils of amphibians and stuff. Like, these little dudes were chilling back in the day when the monsoons were going wild. And now you can like, explore their world and see how they evolved and stuff.

Join our server and uncover the mysteries of the palaeoequatorial Late Triassic systems. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But now you can be a part of it and discover all the crazy secrets hidden in the past.

So come on, join us and be a part of the wildest archaeological adventure in Minecraft history. Who knows what kind of ancient creatures you’ll find lurking beneath the surface. It’s gonna be epic, dude.

Diapered Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, diapered, diapers, long tail tags, reminder, Shalom, wear

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion of a world where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated like golden nuggets.

We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, you’ll be creating upside-down castles and rainbow-colored skyscrapers that defy the laws of physics.

But be warned, once you step foot into this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a vortex of madness and hilarity that will leave you wondering if you’ve entered an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is strangely addictive.

So grab your diapers, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life on this Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason.

ExBedSMP – Minecraft SMP

bad in bed, Communication, emotional connection, ex, ExBedSMP, inexperience, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of confidence, lack of effort, lack of experimentation, lack of passion, Minecraft, mismatched libidos, past experiences, performance anxiety, relationships, Selfishness, sexual compatibility, smp, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1061
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, my ex was totally bad in bed because he couldn’t even build a decent house in Minecraft, like, what a noob, am I right? But on this server, we have the best builders who can make the most epic creations, like a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it’s insane!

And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!

So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!

DiaperCraft: Surviving Times Square

adult diapers, bathroom breaks, bladder control, celebration, comfort, convenience, Crowd, DiaperCraft, diapers, Endurance, Festivities, holiday traditions, large crowds, long-lasting, new year’s eve, partying, public events, social gatherings, Square, staying comfortable, staying hydrated, Surviving, Times, times square

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1389	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	5005
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of wearing diapers just to survive New Year’s Eve in Times Square? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bladder control again! Our virtual world is so immersive and captivating, you won’t even notice the hours flying by as you build, mine, and explore with your fellow gamers. Say goodbye to adult diapers and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and leave those diapers in the past where they belong.

CraftyCreeperISIS

arrest, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperISIS, domestic terrorism, Driver, extremism, Flag, investigation, Isis, ISIS sympathizer, law enforcement, national security, New Orleans, Public Safety, radicalization, security threat, suspicious activity, Terrorism, terrorism alert, Vehicle, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Emeralds Found:	223
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a jalapeno in a volcano. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.

join our server and you’ll be driving around like a crazy person in new orleans, except instead of an isis flag and weapons, you’ll have a diamond sword and a pet creeper.

we got so much chaos and mayhem, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. come join the party, we promise it’ll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.

Lion Cub Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, carnivore ecology, conservation, cub, dispersal, ecology, habitat connectivity, habitat fragmentation, habitat selection, human-wildlife conflict, Impacts, juvenile, landscape ecology, lion, management practices, mountain lion, predator ecology, predator-prey dynamics, species conservation, wildlife conservation, wildlife corridors, wildlife management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	659
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3777
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis crazy Minecraft server? Let me tell ya, it’s like a wild adventure in da jungle! We got mountain lions dispersin’ all over da place, pickin’ their habitats like they own da joint.

You gotta see it to believe it, man. These mountain lions be runnin’ around like they own da server, showin’ off their habitat selection skills like it’s a dang talent show.

Join us and witness the impacts of management practices on these majestic creatures. It’s like a nature documentary, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you ain’t never seen anything like it before. So come on and join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eras, Experiment, Griefing, Ip:, landscape, Mineshafts, Monuments, new york city, ONLINE, Pillager Outposts, Playing, ruined portals, Server admin, Strongholds, Structures, Superflat, Survival, trial chambers, Villages

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Overview:

Minecraft Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Server Type	Vanilla Superflat Survival
Rules	No rules or resets
Start Date	March 11, 2022
IP Address	superflat.world
Community Discord	discord.gg/8PVxNumQT9
Server Location	New York City

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no in-game rules on The Superflat Experiment server.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

While there are no explicit rules against griefing, the server has a tight-knit community, and instances of griefing are rare.

3. What structures are enabled on the server?

Villages, Strongholds, Pillager Outposts, Ruined Portals, Mineshafts, and Trial Chambers generate naturally on the server.

4. How long will the server be online?

As the server admin, I intend to keep the server online as long as there is interest from players to continue playing.

Canadian Dreamers 1.20.2

1.20.2, Agenda, Canada, Canadian, control, Dreamers, Economic, Future, Globalists, Globalization, Government, Ideology, influence, International, Manipulation, policy, Politics, power, Social, society, strategy, transformation, World Order

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4690
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP because the globalists are trying to turn Canada into some crazy place and we gotta stop them by building epic structures and fighting off evil mobs in the game. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and our admins are like super cool wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, they hate that). So come on and join us in this wild adventure to save Canada from the clutches of the globalists, because who knows what they’ll do next – maybe turn all the pigs into flying unicorns or something equally insane!

AstroCraft: BootyWorld

ASTROCRAFT, BootyWorld

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as dull as Uranus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is out of this world! Literally, we renamed Uranus to something way more epic – Bootylicious Planet! Why settle for a planet named after a Greek god when you can play on a server named after a Beyoncé song?

Join us on Bootylicious Planet for a wild ride through the galaxy. Build your own spaceship, battle aliens with diamond swords, and mine for rare resources on planets with names like Twerktopia and Glitter Galaxy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Booty Diamond – rumored to be the most valuable gem in the universe.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s explore the depths of Bootylicious Planet together. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!