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SillySMPChatter

awkward phrases, bad jokes, colloquial language, Communication, Conversation, cringeworthy remarks, dumb comments, embarrassing statements, foolish talk, imprudent remarks, inappropriate language, Language, nonsensical phrases, ridiculous expressions, senseless words, silly sayings, SillySMPChatter, Social Interaction, stupid phrase, unintelligent speech, verbal communication

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	421564	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5572	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	986	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8109
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6164	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gods Slained:	2

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ores Mined:	2090
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

SibCraftHouseWars

Auction, compensation, Debts, Europe, expats abroad, family drama, family house, family reunions, Father, heritage, Inheritance, legal issues, Mother, ownership, Property, registration fees, renovation, SibCraftHouseWars, Siblings, TAXES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inheritance drama that will make you forget about building blocks and start building alliances instead.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where refusing heritage and paying off debts can lead to a full-blown family feud? Witness the epic saga of siblings fighting over who deserves a cut of the virtual house renovation funds. Will they reconcile and build together, or will they tear each other apart like creepers in the night?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of robbing your own family members, all while trying to save a virtual house from auction. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the villain who destroyed family unity? The choice is yours on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and inheritance disputes to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building adventures!