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CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mines Excavated:	4540
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4642
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	3606	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1236	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ores Mined:	4033
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1894	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

ReFresh SMP

Community, Custom Player Models, data, Discord, Experience, Friendly, Grief, IP change, Join, Lgbtqia, minecraft servers, Mods, non whitelist, Protection, ReFresh SMP, simple voice chat, Survival, unclaimed land, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the MinecraftServers.org page for ReFresh SMP. ReFresh SMP is a non-whitelist, mostly vanilla Survival 1.21 Minecraft Server.

This server is LGBTQIA+ friendly! Join the Discord for the best experience! ————————- On this server, unclaimed land is free game. Claim your land to protect it from grief.

Be sure to look into installing the recommended mods! Custom Player Models, and Simple Voice Chat.

(Minecraft Server IP may change, no data lost, join the Discord for immediate updates about the IP)

97.136.75.126

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mines Excavated:	1771	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Emeralds Found:	8223

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!