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RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

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join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

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SmithCraft

Anarchy, anarchy survival imagination alliances ruthlessness challenge danger freedom creativity adventure risk intensity unpredictability chaos cunning ruthless unrestricted lawless brutal exhilarating, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

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PlatyMc

1.20, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Enjoyable, Friendly, Fun, gamemode, java, Join, Lag-free, Minecraft, Network, Platform, Platymc, Play, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, welcome

Welcome to Platymc! Platymc is a All Platform Minecraft server! Our server has the friendliest community in Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Survival gamemode ever.

We prioritize economy and we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

We aim for a fun and enjoyable player experience, with lag-free servers Can’t wait to play? Join play.platymc.fun now!

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Welcome to Capy World where the only whitelist you need is a love of capybaras and a questionable sense of humor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java
Plugins	Very few
Discord	Link in bio
Whitelist	Apply through Discord or PM
Player Requirements	18+ only

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply for the whitelist through the Discord link in the bio or by PMing the server owner.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.
What type of server is it?	The server is a Java server with very few plugins.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, the server owner is looking to grow the community and welcomes new players.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahdong Open Tournament, Mahjong Lounge, Materia Gold Saucer, Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raiding, Resources, Savage Raiding, Server, Tournament, xivg, zurvan

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret diamond mine that only spawns on Tuesdays at midnight.

Looking for a Free Company to join? We’ve got you covered with the “Creeper Crushers” where we specialize in blowing up everything in sight.

In-game events on our server are wild! Savage Raiding begins today, where you have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers while riding on the back of a dragon.

And don’t miss our meetups, like the upcoming Mahjong Lounge tournament where the prize is a real-life diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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30PlusWomenLover Minecraft SMP 2023

30+ year old women, 30PlusWomenLover, age gap, age preference, Ageism, attractiveness, beauty standards, current year, Diversity, Gaming, GILFs, Maturity, middle aged women, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, Preference, Preferences, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, women in games, women representation

Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in games? Join our Minecraft SMP where the majority of players are 30+ year old women! Say goodbye to those pesky youngins and hello to MILFs and GILFs galore. Our server is like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with some experienced players who know their way around a blocky world? Join us for a mature gaming experience like no other!

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SisInLawSavageCraft

brother-in-law, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, marital issues, Marriage, mistress, pandemic, relationships, SisInLawSavageCraft, sister-in-law, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my brother-in-law’s cheating scandal!
Picture this: a husband’s brother goes abroad for a job, only to be caught cheating on his wife during a pandemic. And guess what? He’s been shacking up with a mistress while neglecting his own family! But wait, there’s more – he falls ill and suddenly wants to come back home to his wife, who’s having none of it. Can you say drama llama?

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand, just like I did when I accidentally spilled the tea to my sister-in-law. And don’t worry about sugarcoating things here – we’re all about keeping it real, even if it means stirring the pot a little too much.

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyWar Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyWar, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear deal, President Macron, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, Warning

so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!

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HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!

Assassination, Condemnation, diplomatic crisis, foreign affairs, Gaza Strip, government response, Hamas Leader, Hamas movement, HamasCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, Moscow, murder, political murder, political violence, RIA reports, russia, russia news, targeted killing, Terrorism, UNACCEPTABLE, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

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EarthNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Earth Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Dive into our diverse gamemodes: conquer the wild in Survival, master the skies in Skyblock, and brave the depths in Underground Survival. Each mode offers unique challenges and endless adventures. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or strategist, Earth Network has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more exciting gamemodes coming soon. Join our vibrant community and embark on your next Minecraft adventure with Earth Network today!

play.earthnetwork.xyz

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