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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

mc.turtlesmp.net

CyberrMC Metwork

247server, Bungee, Combat, Discord, Discordmodeator, Dupe, Freeop, Giveways, Ifesteal, Lifestealdupe, Network, PvP, Pvpnetwork, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CyberrMC.com

McBluecross

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

108.170.61.38

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

mc.anarchiamc.pl

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1447	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Star Shards Collected:	178
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

ThenzoSMP.be

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Towns Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	870	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	121	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	987	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Votes:	3942

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	873
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	3927
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9473	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	7502	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253