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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Players Killed by Monsters:	6439	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	476

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	4021
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6417	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	5731
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Villages Defended:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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