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PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2857	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	4172
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1287	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Votes:	6620
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!