ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

CraftyAirForcePrime

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Vulture Sanitation Service

Biodiversity loss, carcasses consumption, conservation efforts, diseases control, Ecological importance, ecosystem balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chain disruption, habitat destruction, human deaths, India, population decline, public health, sanitation, sanitation system, scavengers, service, veterinary drugs, Vulture, vulture population collapse, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

STALKER Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Stalker

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:39283

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

Crafty, cyców, cyców japońskich, EDYCJA, edycja cyców, edycja cyców japońskich, japońskich, Minecraft, Polish, polska, polska edycja, polska edycja cyców, polska edycja cyców japońskich, polska edycja japońskich, polska japońskich, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	66

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, fear of regret, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria acceptance, gender dysphoria confusion, gender dysphoria help, gender dysphoria struggles, gender dysphoria support, gender dysphoria therapy, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Identity, gender transition, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, Theyre, Transgender, transitioning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4308	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

SMP_SocialMediaIck

annoyances, digital annoyances, digital etiquette, digital habits, digital pet peeves, internet annoyances, online annoyances, online behavior, online habits, online pet peeves, Pet Peeves, SMP_SocialMediaIck, social media, social media annoyances, social media behavior, social media etiquette, social media habits, social media pet peeves, social media trends.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

nonsensical excuses Minecraft Servers