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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Love Letters Sent:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	1022	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

UncleBannedFromWeddingCraft

celebration, ceremony, decision, family, godmother, grandmother, Homophobia, Invitation, LGBTQ, opinion, police force, politician, Public, same-sex marriage, social media, uncle, UncleBannedFromWeddingCraft, update, Upset, Voting, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Potions Brewed:	172

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted guests crashing your party.

Join us and leave all your family drama behind, just like the uncle who got uninvited to a wedding for supporting a homophobe politician. We promise no anti-gay politicians will be crashing our server, just friendly players looking to have a good time.

Don’t let family drama ruin your Minecraft experience, join our server and build your way to happiness! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your 80-year-old grandmother would approve. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

StinkyDelight Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is like a stinky cheese – it may smell bad, but it tastes oh so good!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but hey, at least we have each other’s backs when the creepers come knocking!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about cluckin’ crazy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it smells a little funky.

QualityCraft – Save the Dying Fun!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

The ability to resist joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s spreading faster than a zombie apocalypse in a village with no iron golems. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to battle a dragon with a sword made of enchanted bacon. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Steve shine!

LatinVotania Minecraft Server

Accountability, activism, Brazil, colombia, Demand, Democracy, Government, international relations, join statement, Latin America, LatinVotania, mexico, Minecraft, opposition, Petition, Politics, Release, Server, solidarity, south america, Support, transparency, Venezuela, voting records

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	9104	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Gems Collected:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

come join dis server if u want to be part of a epic quest to find da lost treasure of da ancient llama warriors. we got llamas wearing sombreros and dancing salsa, it’s a fiesta every day! plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of tacos and pinatas.

also, did i mention we have a giant floating taco in da sky that rains guacamole? yea, it’s pretty epic. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic battle against da evil taco-stealing banditos.

so come on down to our server and let’s have a crazy time together, viva la fiesta! 🌮💃🏻🎉

MiddleEastMadness

additional, Allies, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, escalation, fighters, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMadness, Military, Navy warships, pentagon, SECURITY, strategic deployment, Support, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

join this epic minecraft server, where we got so many fighters and warships, you’ll think you in the middle east! we got pentagon on speed dial, ready to deploy them at a moment’s notice. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you got navy warships, right? let’s goooooooo!

DocBlockCraft

Beliefs, BIAS, DocBlockCraft, Doctor, doctor-patient interaction, health topics, Healthcare, healthcare beliefs, healthcare communication, healthcare provider, information sharing, judgment, medical judgment, medical professionals, mistaken beliefs, negative perception, patient, patient experience, patient-doctor relationship, physician attitude, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ores Mined:	5583
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, if u feel ur doctor be judgin u, join dis server cuz we don’t judge! we luv all da crazies and weirdos who believe in wacko stuff. like, if u think eatin dirt is good for u or if u think u can cure a cold by dancin naked under da moon, we got ur back! we be all about acceptin all da nutjobs and their wild ideas. come join us and be free to be as crazy as u want, no doctor judgin here, just good times and weird beliefs.

Turnabout SMP: Semi-Spicy Vanilla Server for the confused chickens who forgot the {Whitelist} {Hermitcraft-like} seasoning mix!

24/7 uptime, A Shopping and Minigames District, Active Playerbase, Age Minimum, Anti-Stealing, chickens, Community Building, Confused, custom music disc, discord server, Events, Forgot, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Hermitcraftlike, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minecraft server, Mix, Mob and Player Heads, one player sleep, Redstone, Seasoning, Semi Vanilla, semi vanilla server, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Turnabout, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	69

Turnabout SMP Server Overview

Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

We are a whitelisted server and have an age minimum of 16 years old. Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore! Join us at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Join our Discord server at the link provided and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have anti-griefing plugins in place to protect the server and ensure a positive experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join Turnabout SMP?

A: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join the server.

Q: What are Mayoral Elections on the server?

A: Mayoral Elections are events where players can run for mayor of specific districts on the server and have the opportunity to lead and organize events within their district.

MineTransit Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of riding the same old boring bus or train to work or school? Well, hop on board our Minecraft server and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever! Our server is like a magical teleportation device that will whisk you away to a world of endless adventure and excitement.

Imagine this – instead of waiting at a crowded bus stop, you could be exploring vast, beautiful landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures with your friends. And the best part? No more delays or cancellations! Our server runs 24/7, so you can jump on anytime and start your Minecraft journey.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew that pixelated creatures could bust a move like that?

So why waste your time on public transportation when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to boring commutes forever!

BigBlockSMP – “Minecraft SMP: It’s Too Big”

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Star Shards Collected:	55	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on puny little Minecraft servers where you can practically see the edge of the world from spawn? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so massive, you’ll need a compass, a map, and a GPS just to navigate your way around. We’ve got biomes so big, you could get lost for days and never find your way back. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Dad’sHouseDrama

brother, co owner, DadsHouseDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Estate, Expenses, Fairness, family, Grandchild, House, income, Inheritance, market value., ownership dispute, property ownership, property tax, rental property, sibling, Will, wills and trusts

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over inheritance? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to claim half of it!

On our server, you can create your own virtual house and pass it down to your favorite blocky grandchild without any legal battles. No need to worry about property taxes or splitting expenses – it’s all fun and games here!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus: a diamond pickaxe that can mine through any sibling rivalry. Build, explore, and conquer without any drama – only on our Minecraft server!