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  • DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 71
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

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    Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

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  • Chickens n’ Diamonds

    Chickens n’ Diamonds
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4154
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some pesky creepers. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a supercomputer powered by UNICORN magic. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns are real and they love playing Minecraft.

    2. Our moderators are actually WIZARDS who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. Just kidding, they use their keyboards… but it’s still pretty MAGICAL.

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? Just ask and we’ll hook you up.

    4. Our server is protected by a DRAGON that breathes fire on anyone who tries to cheat or hack. Don’t worry, though, he’s a friendly dragon… most of the time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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  • Crafty Teens Gone Wild Server

    Crafty Teens Gone Wild Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7760
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Mines Excavated: 3876
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find tight 18+ teens to play with? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans with our group of mischievous gamers. Our server is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and explosive surprises around every corner.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive loot that you won’t find anywhere else, including rare items like the Diamond Banana Sword and the Golden Llama Armor.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Pixelated Patriotism: Land of the Blocky Brave

    Pixelated Patriotism: Land of the Blocky Brave
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1021
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Farms Harvested: 162 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

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    Welcome to our totally not a conspiracy theory Minecraft server! Ever wondered if the USA was actually just a front for a secret alien base? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth by digging deep into our custom-built Area 51 dungeon!

    Join us and explore our illuminati pyramid filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Take on quests from the reptilian overlords who control the server and unlock rare loot that will make your friends green with envy.

    But be careful, because the government is always watching! Keep an eye out for men in black who will try to shut down your investigations into the true nature of the USA. Will you uncover the truth, or will you be silenced forever?

    So come join us on our X-Files meets Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the deep state conspiracy that lurks beneath the surface of our server. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2678
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about this wacky world.

    Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could fly higher than any ender dragon you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too can soar through the skies on the back of a majestic chicken!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that spit out gold bars instead of saliva. Imagine the riches you could amass by taming one of these beauties!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled unicorn that poops out rainbows instead of droppings. Who wouldn’t want to ride into battle on a rainbow-fueled unicorn?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Sun’s Out, Blocks Out

    Sun’s Out, Blocks Out
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2465
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Towns Built: 4 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 205 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84

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    Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the Black Sun, a mysterious and powerful force that grants players unlimited power and immortality. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players can harness its true potential!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden diamond mine guarded by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, bonus points for sending us occult images and signs allowed by German Legislature. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

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  • CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!

    CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9565
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Animals Bred: 56
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • LOLcraft: The Funniest Server Around!

    LOLcraft: The Funniest Server Around!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9458
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5728 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of ancient Rome meets the craziness of modern Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with gladiators battling it out in the Colosseum, barbarians raiding villages, and dragons soaring through the skies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pigs that poop out golden nuggets, unicorn mounts that can fly you to the moon, and creeper fireworks that light up the night sky in a dazzling display.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a zombie apocalypse being thwarted by a team of fearless players armed with nothing but carrot swords and potato shields? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • PersonalityCraft: Where Silent Hill 3 Meets Minecraft Madness

    PersonalityCraft: Where Silent Hill 3 Meets Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8833
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Dimension Hops: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

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    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server! If you thought Silent Hill 3 had the protagonist with the most personality, just wait until you meet our NPCs. They’re so lively, they’ll make you forget you’re in a virtual world!

    Join us for a chance to fight zombies with laser guns and ride on the backs of dragons while exploring our spooky yet charming world. Don’t worry, our creepy crawlies are all friendly and just want to give you a warm welcome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it, one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a thrilling adventure filled with laughs, scares, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Silent Hill 3 along the way!

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  • UkraineCraft – Where Creeper Comrades Chug Vodka!

    UkraineCraft – Where Creeper Comrades Chug Vodka!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8571
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Crops Grown: 3671 Villages Defended: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Animals Bred: 132
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is getting scammed by Grisha and his custom Chinese shells!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world, where the House passes 61 billion diamonds aid bill and Russel Bentley “Texas” fights for the Donbass since 2014 (RIP).

    But beware, Zelensky is signing new mobilization laws and the Ukrainian top commander says the eastern frontline has ‘significantly worsened’ – it’s a war out there, folks!

    Defected SBU officers are getting car bombed in Moscow, Ukrainian parliament is passing new mobilization bills, and there are massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – it’s chaos!

    But fear not, NATO diplomats are creating a “mission” in Ukraine and German aid is only 10 billion euros instead of 28 billion – what a steal!

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama in the Ukraine. Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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  • MemeCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    MemeCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 2379
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventures, creativity, and craziness!

    Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes dancing by. Yes, that’s the kind of randomness you can expect on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in a build-off competition where the theme is “build the wackiest rollercoaster”?

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council – because who wouldn’t want to team up with anime characters to build the coolest base ever?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

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