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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8434
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Villages Defended: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1704 Dragon Eggs Found: 4380

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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  • Fuzzy Factions

    Fuzzy Factions
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3656
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3932

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  • SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

    SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8338
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 332090 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

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    Time for a Solar Game!

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  • VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5999
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

    But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

    Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

    CraftyShitters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7394
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Chimeras Created: 4 Gods Slained: 1

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    Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

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  • DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    DebateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9648
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 686370
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

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    Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

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  • Block and Roll

    Block and Roll
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4333
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3755
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Enchantments Applied: 137
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

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    Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • ColdBrewCraft

    ColdBrewCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9604
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

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    are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

    we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

    our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

    so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!

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  • SkyWorld

    SkyWorld
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4617
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Crops Grown: 1375
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

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    SkyWorld is a Skyblock Only Server.

    With our project, we aim to create an exceptional environment for users to explore the skies alone, in a group or with a large guild. From exciting quests, guild wars and trading opportunities, expect many small features that significantly improve the quality of life on our server!

    We are Community-Based and want to evolve together with our players. We keep a huge distance to p2w mechanics and try to maintain our economy as best as possible.

    Skyworld.g-portal.game:33231

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  • BgNetwork

    BgNetwork
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1460
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 532963 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

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