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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	2757	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

activism, Canada, controversial, designation, extremism, foreign policy, Government, group, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, lists, MapleCraft, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Politics, Pro-palestinian, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorist entity, terrorists

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

clash, Conflict, controversy, Creation, decision, Diplomacy, France, History, international relations, Israel, Land, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Politics, prime minister, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, UN, UNcreated, united nations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

Ancient, archaeological find, archaeology, artifact, Cellar, Civilization, Danish history, denmark, discovery, Excavation, heritage, historical site, History, Neolithic, Neolithic dwelling, prehistoric, preservation, Scandinavian, STONE, stone age, Stone-paved cellar, unearthed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Votes:	3533
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	392
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

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PeepHub

alliances, Battles, Bedrock Port 31465, Challenges, conquests, Cross-Play, Custom Generated World, Economy, Enchantments, Factions, Graves system, Jobs, Mining, Nation building, Paper 1.21, PvP, Resources, Seasons, Shop, Skills, Survival, Territories, Vanilla items, Wars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

PeepHub.eu:31465

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

#youtube, Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, building, Community, Competition, Cozy, CozyCraft, crafter, Discord, Economy, Events, EXTRA, java, mastermind, Minecraft, Plugins, Politics, Roleplay, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
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Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

annoying insect, Arm, bad day, Bad Luck, bad luck streak, Fly, fly annoyance, fly problem, Frustration, insect annoyance, insect problem, IRRITATING, Minecraft, pest annoyance, Pest Control, pest infestation, room, Server, unfortunate events, Unlucky, unwanted visitor, why me

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

black tribeswomen, Cultural experience, dirt path, hike, indigenous people, Karoo, Minecraft, morning, morning hike, natural beauty., nature walk, nips showing, Outdoor Adventure, remote location, rural community, smp, south african, tits out, traditional attire, travel experience, unexpected sight, unique encounter, wilderness trek, wildlife spotting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5998
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	6671	Enchantments Applied:	271

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

TripWithoutBae

boyfriend drama, boyfriend jealousy, commitment concerns, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, evacuation stress, family time, family trip, financial constraints, long distance relationships, partner expectations, personal boundaries, quality time, relationship issues, relationship ultimatums, travel decisions, TripWithoutBae, trust issues, wildfire aftermath

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ores Mined:	1294	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9815
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, delusions, distrust, fear, hypochondria, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, obsessive thoughts, panic attacks, PARANOIA, paranoia symptoms, paranoia triggers, ParanoidSteveMC, phobias, seeking help, smp, stress, suspicion, Therapy, worry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…