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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dimension Hops:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

BandT – Anarchy Minecraft server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	New Chunks Explored:	673850

A regular vanilla server without privates or plugins. Only hardcore.

46.174.48.196:28015

Charged Creeper

Charged, creeper, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

💎 Grief Defender

💎 Shops

💎 Dungeons

💎 McMMO

💎 Player Warps

💎 And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Website: www.chargedcreeper.com

BrickServe

BrickServe, Factions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Hello everyone! I am working on a new server as I haven’t really been able to find one that meets my needs. The general idea for the server is this: A factions server that starts small to incentivize PvP to battle over land and resources. As more players join, the world can be expanded. There will be no DynMap (etc.) or teleports. Players should expect to build large transportation structures and be able to defend them if they want to travel large distances. Exploration using in-game maps is heavily encouraged. Initially, the Nether and End will also be disabled. There will be no server shops, only player-built chest shops. No crates/keys or voting rewards. All items will be earned strictly by playing. Economy will be based off in-game items like emeralds or lapis.

I don’t plan on having a large spawn or crazy pre-built structures, but am happy to have some people help with building up the initial spawn point.

The server is currently whitelisted. If you would like to find out more or be involved with the development of the server, please join the Discord!

BrickServe Discord

SoulCraft

Soulcraft, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Runes Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Farms Harvested:	258
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400

🎉 Congratulations! 🎉

You’ve just won the ultimate gaming sweepstakes – a golden ticket to the world of SoulCraft!

Prepare to embark on a thrilling adventure like no other.

Our:

Mature
Hermitcraft-inspired
Active
Reward riddled

Community, is buzzing offering you the chance to unleash your creativity, forge new friendships, and claim epic rewards along the way.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our vibrant community. Step into the winner’s circle and elevate your Minecraft experience to new heights with SoulCraft! 🏆✨

https://discord.gg/soulcraft

Badcraft Vanilla

Badcraft, semi anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

On top of a vanilla SMP, Here are a few features that make this SMP unique:

● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)

● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)

● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)

● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you have a chance to receive their skull.)

● Leaderboards (Compete to be better than the rest of the players in combat, building or mining, and or more. We have a system that tracks statistics of our top players in certain categories.)

● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, In addition, they will leave you alone for 7 days.)

● Member Rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are delayed. To post URLs and chat without delay, you must verify yourself.)

● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)

● The Map will never Reset (The goal is never to reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)

Server Rules:

1: No usage of Hack or Cheat Clients, X-Ray Resource Packs, Mods, Tools, Software, or any other form of external assistance that provides an unfair advantage over others.

2: Using any form of exploits, bugs, or flawed game mechanics is strictly prohibited.

3: Do not intentionally lag or cause disruption to the server system.

Server Information:

Established » 8/19/2023

Server IP » play.badcraft.net

Bedrock Port » 19132

As of writing this post, 2,783 unique players have joined this server and counting!

HeartsofMinecraft

HeartsofMinecraft, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15

sever ip

server discord https://discord.gg/nBUvmcY4WM

version 1.20.1 java

description

Hearts of Minecraft is a old well known Geopol, though after real life complications the old owner Slavic, decided to step down. this as opened the door for a new server with new players, and new nations, build your nation, navigate complex politics, and for those truly of wanting success, invade and spread your rule to other nations. with this you can also carve your own place in the complex history of competing nations and players, while also engaging in fun and large wars. build a large navy and dominate the seas, create a air force to level Japan all that and more in the new server of hearts of Minecraft coming out soon

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	150	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The marvelous BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM

Stacia 2 Expert Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Draconic Evolution, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Millenaire, RailCraft, Smart Moving, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

? Stacia 2 Expert is a continuation of the popular Stacia Expert build, which has already collected more than 200 thousand downloads. This is a Minecraft build that offers more complex and interesting recipes, giving you a unique gaming experience that you won’t find in any other build.

? In Stacia 2 Expert you will go on an exciting journey through new dimensions, where new challenges and discoveries await you. Over 150 exclusive modpack items such as Uwuterium Pearl, Madeline’s Strawberry, Devilish Horn and more are waiting for you. These unique items will add new elements and challenges to your game.

⚔️ Use your skills and innovative solutions to overcome all obstacles in your way. Challenging bosses and interesting tasks await you, which will require you to make maximum use of all the mods’ capabilities. This will test your skills and creativity.

? Immerse yourself in the world of new technologies with Stacia 2 Expert. Here you can convert magical energies into energy for various technological mods. Start by crafting simple items and gradually unlock new possibilities using hundreds of customizable recipes. This will allow you to expand your boundaries and discover new aspects of the game.

⛏️ Stacia 2 Expert features a sophisticated ore processing system that will allow you to get the most out of every ore block. Prepare your pickaxes and start mining ores. It will challenge your skills and patience, but the results will be worth it.

? Stacia 2 Expert opens up a world of limitless possibilities for you! Whether you’re an experienced player or just starting your journey into the world of Minecraft mods, this build will provide you with a unique experience. It’s time to take on new challenges! Discover unknown horizons, overcome new challenges and become a true master of your world in Stacia 2 Expert!

Parallel

Parallel, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	3131	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallela semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

🔮 IP Address (1.20+): play.parallelmc.org 🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org

💻 Server Website: https://www.parallelmc.org

📸 Server Photos: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3023191-parallel-semi-vanilla-smp-1-19-multiworld (“Server Images” tab)

Server Features

Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: Our new overworld and our older overworld are interconnected! In fact, it’s more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out space, a sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…
Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, add charms to your items, and much, much more!
Active, Dynamic Community: You’ll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!
Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server’s story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!
Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town!
Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!
NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
A fuller set of rules can be found on our website!

So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel to start crafting your journey today!