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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	1047
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Cowcraftsmp

Adventure, Economy, Landprotection, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	184

Welcome to “Cow Craft: The Minecraft Adventure,” an exciting and immersive Minecraft server set in the latest version of Minecraft. Immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and embark on thrilling adventures in a vibrant and dynamic environment.

Our server features a wide range of ranks to unlock, showcasing your progression and accomplishments. Start as a Novice and ascend the ranks, proving your skills and dedication to become a renowned Champion, revered by all. Each rank offers unique perks, commands, and privileges, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Discover resource worlds tailored to various aspects of gameplay. Traverse the dense forests for woodcutting and exploration, mine valuable ores and gems deep within the sprawling Caverns, or brave the treacherous peaks of Mountains in search of rare treasures.

Cow Craft is a vibrant community of builders, warriors, and traders. Collaborate with fellow players to construct awe-inspiring structures, engage in exhilarating PvP battles, or establish bustling marketplaces to trade valuable resources.

Join us on this incredible journey of creativity, strategy, and exploration. Whether you’re a master architect, a fearless warrior, or a shrewd entrepreneur, Cow Craft offers endless opportunities for you to shape your own destiny and forge unforgettable memories in the vast world of Minecraft.

cowcraft.minecraft.best

ElementsMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6646
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

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139.99.160.219:25570

Guardians minecraft

Adventure

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Our community-oriented server is designed to bring people together for a shared gaming experience in Minecraft. Feel welcome to join us, socialize, and forge new friendships. We offer a wide range of server customizations that you should definitely explore. Don’t miss out on joining our Discord community as well!

Guardians-server.com

Snowstorm

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	7670	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Snowstorm Official Public Minecraft Server, join the discord to chat with other members in the server!

snowstorm.connectminecraft.com:26139

Gripcraft smp

Arena Pvp, Jobs, MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, Raiding, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

GripCraft is a Survival Multiplayer server where players are allowed to PvP and Grief other players. No land claims, however teams are allowed and encouraged. We have ranks and rewards for donors, as well as rewards for voting. Come join us today and have some fun!

gripcraft.net

le cartelle

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

it may be a small server now, but it is about to get a huge update.

if you join before the update you get a very exclusive beta tester rank

if you buy a rank before the update you get that rank forever and you get the perks of the rank and the beta tester name tag.

if you are a beta tester and buy a rank after the update, you only have to pay for 2 months.

be the first to join!

check out our discord for more info

lil_scarecrow.aternos.me

Absolus

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	77
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Absolus is a classic at the core, long-running SMP server with almost endless possibilities. It has an in-depth economy with jobs, player shops, and more, land protection, the ability to found towns, skills to level up with special abilities, Minigames such as Spleef and a PVP arena, roleplaying features, and much more. I am always adding more features to the server. We are a very welcoming community, very open-minded, and accepting. This server is great for both solo play and with friends! Coming soon: TNT Run and Mob Arena Warning: Features mildly mature content!

play.absolus.net

Ionic origins modded

Factions, Modded, Tech

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

ModPack: Ionic Origins 2 – Modpacks – Minecraft – CurseForge

Venture into a world of boundless possibilities with this OriginsTech Exploration Mod Pack for Minecraft. Embark on a thrilling journey where ancient powers, cutting-edge technology, and uncharted realms collide.

Unleash your inner pioneer as you choose from a diverse selection of unique origins. Will you be a mystical mage, harnessing the forces of nature to bend reality to your will? Or perhaps a fearless explorer, equipped with advanced gadgets and tools to conquer the unexplored depths? The choice is yours to make, and the destiny of this ever-expanding universe lies in your hands.

Harness the power of technology to reshape the very fabric of this blocky realm. Discover and craft futuristic machines, automation systems, and energy sources that will revolutionize the way you play. Master the art of engineering and build incredible contraptions that will astound your friends and rivals alike.

But the journey doesn’t end there. Embark on daring expeditions to uncharted lands, where mysteries await at every turn. Traverse treacherous terrains, navigate dense jungles, and descend into the depths of ancient dungeons. Uncover long-lost civilizations, unlock forgotten relics, and piece together the secrets of this mesmerizing world.

Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a curious beginner, the OriginsTech Exploration Mod Pack offers a thrilling sandbox experience like no other. So, gear up, power on, and prepare to embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will test your skills, ignite your imagination, and leave an indelible mark on this extraordinary world.

play.ionicorigins.com

The Frag Faction

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Come join The Frag Faction (Opened 19-01-2020) a survival faction wars minecraft server that rewards the best! There will be cash prizes up for grabs in our servers’ competitions so jump into a faction and aim for glory! Our server is different to most as big factions are not necessarily the most powerful allowing for new players to keep hot on the heels. This is because of the server’s power system but more on that when you hop on in…

178.33.93.233:25588

Minecraft White

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	354913
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Everyone welcome to the Minecraft White Latin Server. Server for adult players with job mod, pets, MCMMO

play.minewhite.com