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Nonsensical Minecraft Servers

Revolutionary Nonsensical Minecraft Servers

  • Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

    Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

    Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

    So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

    Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

    So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

    Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

    Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

    So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • DumbConvosMC SMP

    DumbConvosMC SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Cordenva

    Cordenva

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    Cordenva is a network which has survival and pvp. To learn more, visit our website at www.cordenva.tk or join the server at Cordenva.aternos.me!

    Cordenva.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • GalaxyWorld. Apocalypse City + Minecraft Space Server

    GalaxyWorld.  Apocalypse City + Minecraft Space Server

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    The server runs on versions 1.16.5-1.20.x (No mods. You can log in from any launcher)

    • Space with planets and gravity (any player can have his own planet with private)

    • Endless city of the apocalypse (everyone can create their own city and become its mayor)

    • New mobs (herobrines, ender skeletons, demons, ghosts, etc.)

    • Renewable treasures with cool loot (netzer armor, totems, elytra, etc.)

    • Machine guns to protect your territory from mobs

    • The wipe was in August and will not happen again

    • Online 24 hours a day

    • Mature and fair admins

    • 100% guarantee that the server will not be disconnected (as happens with 80% of servers). The server first opened in 2014

    minecrafter.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft empire

    Minecraft empire

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    Come in to create your empire (clan) on our server! Will you be clan friendly or will you put the whole world at your feet?

    Will you build or have your home built? You can make it look amazing, if someone destroys it report it to the staff or use /report if you know who did it!

    In addition to all this you will find: Weapons, shops and strict, fair and friendly staff!

    (If you need help, look at the chat, every now and then some advice will appear!)

    minecraftempire_ONE.aternos.me:23022

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • OceanCraft – Survival in the endless ocean Minecraft server

    OceanCraft – Survival in the endless ocean Minecraft server

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    The server runs on versions 1.16.5-1.20.x (No mods. You can log in from any launcher)

    – The whole world is an endless ocean (8 sea biomes with all structures and dungeons + 2 bonus biomes)

    – Sunken ships with renewable treasures around the world

    – New custom mobs (swimming endermen, flying guards, Herobrine, giant stingray for 20 blocks)

    – Water transport (rafts and submarines)

    – Quests based on RAFT

    – Islands with loot

    – No wipes

    – Online 24 hours a day

    – 100% guarantee that the server will not be disconnected (as happens with 80% of servers). The server is already 2 years old!

    oceancraft.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • NemoCraft

    NemoCraft

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    Multi-world server with survival and creative worlds. Anti-griefing plugins installed. Casual survival rules like keep inventory. May add more survival worlds in the future with stricter rules.

    nemocraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Reignmonarch

    Reignmonarch

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    ReignMonarch!

    CUSTOM SMP WITH MAGIC, SUPERPOWERS, CUSTOM ITEMS, CUSTOM LOOT IN CHESTS, CUSTOM BOSSES, CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    RANDOMKITS WITH CUSTOM ITEMS, CUSTOM ENCHANTS, AND MORE

    CUSTOM RPG WITH CUSTOM ITEMS AND CUSTOM MOBS AND CUSTOM BOSSES

    ZOMBIE SURVIVAL WITH GUNS AND CUSTOM LOOT CHESTS TO SURVIVE AND BUILD

    SKYMINING(BOX) WITH CUSTOM ITEMS

    reignmonarch.mc-play.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • THE XD

    THE XD

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    THE XD is an external server, inspired by 2B2T. It is anarchic, for version 1.15.2, hacks allowed and not premium. Make your base 5k or more from the spawn so it doesn’t get tapped. Server created on: 4/7/2020

    the_xd.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Xeoncraft server Minecraft

    Xeoncraft server Minecraft

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    XeonCraft Towny is a vanilla server on version 1.20.1. The server has a full-fledged city system. Cities can be captured, and if your city is attacked, you will have to defend yourself! For the branch, players have several interesting events: war for airdrops and passing dungeons.

    Server Features:

    Cities and NationsCity privatesWar between Cities and NationsCity flight modeDungeon system Airdrop WarBoat RacePetsPVP DuelsNew monsters Daily questsDaily rewardsGame menu (/menu)Economy (Points, money)No donation

    xeoncraft.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Alteria Minecraft

    Alteria Minecraft

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    New Semi-Vanilla RP Server Looking for Builders and Potential Server Staff.

    Featuring: Towny Player-Based Economy Sign Shops Future VIP rewards

    We are a small server that was originally for friends and family, but have decided to expand outward and incorporate more features and new experiences.

    AlteriaMC.mcpro.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Beekraft

    Beekraft

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    162.33.27.145

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP