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  • SMP SillySquabble Minecraft SMP

    SMP SillySquabble Minecraft SMP

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    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was building a giant potato house and my friend was like “potatoes aren’t a good building material” and I was like “um, excuse me, have you ever heard of potato architecture? It’s the future, bro!” And then we had this whole argument about the structural integrity of potatoes, it was wild.

    But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, on this server we have epic battles over who has the best pet pig, intense debates about the best way to mine diamonds, and don’t even get me started on the drama in the village gossip chat. Plus, there’s this secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, it’s insane.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for, like, don’t grief or steal or whatever, but who cares about that stuff anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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  • PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP

    PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place in all of blocky land.

    First off, the spawn area is literally a giant cake made out of diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a secret passage that leads to a disco room filled with dancing villagers. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admin of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the fanciest llama you’ll ever meet. And get this, he’s also a master at building pixel art of famous memes. It’s like living in a meme museum, bro.

    And the best part is, every time you die in the game, a giant chicken falls from the sky and revives you with a golden apple. It’s like having a personal chicken guardian watching over you at all times.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, bro.

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  • Raffeans Poop Hoeh 1.20

    Raffeans Poop Hoeh 1.20

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated madness!

    We got cows that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like it’s Thriller all over again!

    Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbow lasers out of their horn, like wtf is even reality anymore?!

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds!

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  • ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

    ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

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  • DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

    MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

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    Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

    CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

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    Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

    So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

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  • Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

    Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

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    OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

    But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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  • CraftyDelusions

    CraftyDelusions

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

    NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Vexcraft Skyblock

    Vexcraft Skyblock

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    This is the skyblock of Vexcraft Vote for some awesome rewards in game!!

    Have so much fun! Check out WFCWolf on Youtube Join The Discord For Awesome Giveaways And More!

    51.83.19.67:25595

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  • Geo Civs

    Geo Civs

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    Geo Civs is a geopolitical server with a REAL GLOBE MAP a 1:100 scale map of the REAL WORLD we have a dynmap and it is truly amazing come check us out! We host events, competitions, and challenges for prizes!

    54.39.14.45:25576

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  • Chest craft

    Chest craft

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    ***The Office YGR Mincraft Server ***

    – ⁕ Chest Craft The best server in the Arab world ⁕– ⁕ Server Support 24/7 Online ⁕– ⁕ Server Games Is “1vs1,SkyPvp,Survivel,Evaents.” ⁕⁕ Server Web Is [https://ygr.wuiltweb.com/] ⁕*Server Is Tern On Whitelist*

    Play_ChestCraft.aternos.me

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  • MixedMC

    MixedMC

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    Hey whats up guys this is my server MixedMC.net ,here you can expect friendly staff, a wholesome building environment, great ranks, monthly voting for what we should add next to the server and much more!

    check out the planet minecraft post to get more info: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/mixedmc-net/

    MixedMC.net

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  • VenomNetwork

    VenomNetwork

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    A new server involving Factions and Survival, more soon to come. You can win commands, ranks, spawners, money and lots more through our crates system and when you vote you receive crate keys.

    54.37.169.244:25570

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  • Compasscraft

    Compasscraft

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    CompassCraft; a server with a heavy focus on player driven world-building, our vision is to create a truly dynamic and ever evolving RPG experience on Minecraft. As a result, we’ve built a server where players have control over every facet of both themselves and the world at large. Whether it be through your race, class and skills, or the alliances you make and gear you’re equipped with; you, the player, have the ability to guide the progression of your character and influence the world at large, in any way you see fit.

    History is waiting to be scribed, how will you leave your mark?

    play.compasscraft.net

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  • DIrtworld

    DIrtworld

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    Bukkit Server trying to emulate vanilla with various quality of life plugins including:

    MCMMO Silk Spawners Chest Shops

    LGBTQ+ Owned and supported

    142.44.170.35:25616

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  • Phoenica Resurrection

    Phoenica Resurrection

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    This is the revival of the even better Phoenica. Come join the warm community of Phoenicians.

    Note: Server will be undergoing some minor maintenance

    mc.phoenica.org

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  • Elveron-mc

    Elveron-mc

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    Elveron is a Runescape based server, Same skills and mechanincs but better map! We offer a wide range of activities such as a new concept Hunger Games! With a huge range of custom items and bosses we serve with a custom plugin built for this server!

    play.elveronmc.com

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  • Fritzal

    Fritzal

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    Fritzal is a survival server that was created in the hopes to make a good home for players of all types. The server has a Free Market economy with the basis of it being gold. We’re home to hardworking staff and sociable players. Some of the features our server includes are: mcMMO Craftbook and it’s utilities Diseases for the whole family An easy to use claiming plugin called Residence A ranking system that incentives ranking up

    54.39.169.98:25568

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