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NonsenseFactsMC SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Towns Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	221	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigration in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Indian immigration is the least of your worries! Our server is a magical land where cows fly, pigs dance, and creepers tell jokes. Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures. So why wait? Join our server now and leave your immigration woes behind!

> Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Build warps, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Honest survival, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Lags, No OP, No Wipes, Open stores, powerful hosting, private world, Russian translation, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7125	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	4805
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

1.storymine.ru

E Smol Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

/BlockParty/ Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	7629	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	189	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight to build the most epic creations ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth factions, each with their own crazy stories and shenanigans. Will you join forces with MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia in ILUNA, or maybe team up with VezaliusBandage and Tyrant_Vanta in Krisis? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN, where you can watch streams at the same time and witness the chaos unfold in real-time. Plus, our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉.

Strange Minecraft Server: Legit Reprehensible Fun

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, starting wars over who has the best skin, and even forming alliances to take down the reigning Minecraft queen bee. And don’t even get us started on the wild conspiracy theories floating around about Herobrine being a secret admin. Join our server for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our pixelated world.

Fun Class Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a miner or a builder? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic classes you’ve ever seen! Want to be a wizard who can shoot fireballs from their hands? Done. How about a ninja who can teleport behind their enemies and strike with deadly precision? We got you covered. And let’s not forget about the class that can turn into a giant chicken and lay explosive eggs on their enemies! Join us now and discover which class is the most fun – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!